Nailhead and Kumar Go To Little Caesars

(except Kumar got hit by a bus, so instead it was just me by myself tonight)

Quick Introduction
I just posted this as a myspace bulletin, but after re-reading it to myself I thought this was so incredibly funny that I would share it where I might get a couple people to actually read it, but I might be too hopeful about that one...anyway, I just thought it might give some a chuckle, or am I just over medicated? :stoned:

Ok, so I just got back from Little Ceasars. That was a very odd experience. I go in and place my order, and of course it's a bit busy, so I sit down because they are waiting on my cheasy bread.

Then I overhear this guy getting his pizza and for some reason start listening into his conversation with the Little Ceasars employee as if I was watching everything on a sit-com. While he's talking a woman of about 30-35 or so walks in. I don't see her face, but her body doesn't look too bad so my mind starts to wonder a little. Then the guy leaves with his pizza, and this woman starts placing her order....

At this point my mind wondered off from a bum that walked in and sat incredibly uncomfortably close to me inside the store, I don't want to make eye contact but this living thing has some strange looking clothes that I could see from the corner of my eye, and was carrying a flashlight.

Then I start to listen in on the older woman placing her order after hearing her repeat some numbers over, and then see as she is typing on a calculator that she brought with her to figure out the exact amount it should cost, because apparently Little Ceasers was scamming this poor flower of a woman out of 35 cents or some shit.

I do a good job of not smiling, but then a younger but round girl about my age is behind her....she turns around as she cant help but smile. Sitting behind her, I see this and it makes me start to smile. As we try to keep ourselves from busting out in laughter, the woman placing her order continues to tell the employees how much her order should cost, and when realizing she doesn't have enough money, she removes an order of crazy bread and one of the toppings on the pizza. Eventually the employee just gives her her original order for the price she wanted, but it was clear everybody thought this lady was a fucking nut in the store.

Then she leaves and I'm still waiting for my pizza...hey, how the fuck did she get hers before me? damn didn't think bout that till just now....anyway....she comes back in and offers some food or something to the bum. Being stoned as I was, I didn't understand the words this creature uttered, but I think it was something like "im not a fucking bum"...at least that's what I thought the thing said when I saw the older womans face and quick turn around out the store. By the way, she had on way too much cheap make up, looked like she had her face painted at K-mart...so at this point I am no longer fantasizing about her lol.

finally I get my pizza and walk outside and the younger fat girl that was laughing in front of me walks out soon after....says something like "now that was funny" to me and I smile back, then I wonder if she is hitting on me, and despite her disgusting size, I figure it's wouldn't be too bad after a few shots of vodka. But too late fore that, I get in my car and head home. Then I think, wow, this would be funny to post in a myspace bulletin. And there you have it, my life is now completely boring and pathetic because I find entertainment about sharing some stupid stoner experience with people that I know don't read anyway. Oh well....well my pizza is getting cold so I gotta eat :)

Funny story. I hate when I'm behind someone crazy like that in line.

Haha, I'm definitely walking to Little Caesar's tonight...

$5 Hot-N-Ready FTW?