Man tries to open account with a $1 million bill

I wish I could be this high right now

Fake Million Dollar Bill - General * US * News * Story - MSNBC.com

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Police in South Carolina arrested a man on Monday who tried to open a bank account with a counterfeit $1,000,000 bill.
Alexander D. Smith, 31, of Augusta, Ga., is charged with Disorderly Conduct and Forgery.

The subject presented a counterfeit note to a teller at Regions Bank in Clearwater, S.C., according to the Aiken County Sheriff's Office. The employee refused to accept the bill and called police. Smith then began to curse at employees.

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At 31 you would think anyone would know there is no million dollar bill and not try to try to deposit any conterfit money at a bank if you were dumb enough to try.

When I saw this and then saw a pic of the guy on tv I could just see this moron printing out a million dollar bill on his home printer or something thinking he just found a way no on else thought of and now he is going to take his new money and start an honest life with a bank account and everything. No more check fraud for me LOL

Here's the bill.

I heard that when the bank teller refused he started shouting and swearing! I guess he was confident they were going to cash it :jointsmile:

Wow, what a tit.

At least it looks like he thought to wrinkle it up to make it look real lol

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Originally Posted by sd6515

At least it looks like he thought to wrinkle it up to make it look real lol

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Lol, wrinkle it up as though a million dollar bill is something that gets carried about in one's pocket normally from day to day. :jointsmile:

Lol .. wot a Idiot..

and that's why there's the joke about taking the warning labels off stuff :D

lol. how did he possibly think he would get away with it.

wow :wtf: lol