Passing a Urine Test

Heres my advice from way too much experience.
Introduction -

Depending on how "intense" the test is, there are different ways to avoid a POSITIVE result of your drug test. If your urine is going to be analyzed by a laboratory, I would NOT recomend the following.
-Diluting your urine with water will show up on the test results as "unreadable".
-Detoxifying drinks and supplements that you you are supposed to take a few hours before the test.
-Drinking tons of water before your drug test.
All of these options will result in an "unreadable" result which (depending on the person looking over the results) is usually taken as seriously as coming up POSITIVE for drug use, they know that you messed around with something. It is possible to present a convincing arguement and deny altering the results. Because of the costs involved, maybe you won't be retested. I personally wouldn't take that risk.

First Choose one of the following options

1) Buy your own drug testing kit, stay clean for however long it takes for you system to flush out. Pee into a jar and keep your clean pee in the refridgerator. (not sure how long it will last in there! never tried this method).

*WARNING I have tested positive for marijuana 40 days after my last smoke. No bullshit. This may have to do with me being overweight though. I am no scientist, but I believe that the more fit you are and the faster your metabolism is, the faster the drug is cleared from you body. Also, I believe THC is stored in fat cells?, so us big guys have to watch out for longer!*

OR

2) Find a friend who is completely clean from drugs and not a heavy drinker. Male or female doesn't matter (they're not testing for hormones!). Have them pee into a cup for you.

OR

3) Buy synthetic urine online. Just do a google search "synthetic urine" and take your pick. Don't buy the cheapest you can find and don't buy from some shady website.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE CLEAN URINE, put it in a thick condom and tie the condom.

NEXT STEP, buy handwarmers, those little pouches that you put in your gloves in the winter to keep your hands hot.

ON THE DAY OF THE DRUG TEST, start-up a handwarmer and put it in your pants pocket along with the condom full of urine. It will get warm quickly and stay warm for up to 8 hours (depending on the size of the warmers).

IN THE BATHROOM, puncture condom, and fill drug test cup. Smile, knowing that you screwed the system and flush the dirty condom in the toilet. WARNING *** make sure you have something sharp enough to puncture the condom or you are going to be chewing it open in the bathroom, condoms are nearly impossible to "untie".

NOTE, I never had to use handwarmers because the drug test cups that I was always forced to use had this "permanent thermometer", once reaching a temperature it would stay at the peak temperature. Let me make this more clear...I would pee into the cup(dirty uring of course!) hang out for a minute so the thermometer would "set". Then dump out the dirty urine and pour in my condom of clean urine. It would still say that the new cold and clean pee was a legitimate temperature.

NOTE ***

If youre getting tested by some cheap ass company, or your parents then you shouldn't have anything to worry about. Chances are that they are using a dip test, similar to a pH dip strip. It doesn't matter what you pour in that cup, fricking gatorade would work. Or any of the options that I wouldn't recomend for a laboratory test (lots of water, supplements, or just diluting your pee).

"Labs know that a sample should have blood particles in it of the blood type of the person being tested; so it is riskier to try and evade the urinalysis test by using a urine substitution." THIS HAS NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM FOR ME, but if this statement is true, use step 1, or step 2 (with a friend with the same blood type).

I dunt think they test for that dont they only test to see if u have thc in ur urine