Let's string this along as long as we can

Just add a sentence to the story..make them as crazy as you want. I will start..

Once upon a time..

In Amsterdam

a purple hippo named...

a guy was checking on his plant's

this hippo, named "a guy was checking on his plants", was in amsterdam smoking a bowl.....

munching on woodchuck caserole

when he saw a large pelican flying above him

and then he covered his head

just in time so he won't get splattered

But it was a purple pot pie pelican, and it had come to bring good news.