Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?

I just remembered that this happens every year in my home town and where I live now. I don't know why, but it happens every year.

Its usually always some punk kids too. I dunno, random thought.

hell no
everyones scared to mess with that around here
people are very superstitious

some lady seen a chicken wing in the shape of jesus
and she had it mounted to her wall and people come all over to pray
to the holy buffalo wing with a lil ranch on it

That sounds like something i would do, i think itd be cool to have a stolen baby:D

Ive never done it myself (b/c its not worth getting arrested) but I would if I could do it without being caught.

It would be a good conversation peice when your smoking with friends in your living room.

"Is that the baby...the baby Jesus from the-"
"Town square? Why yes, yes it is."
*passes bowl*

I would turn it into a pipe/bong now that would be cool

Where would the mouth peice go? :dance:

well im not sure what a baby jesus is made of, if its cheap then it would be hollow and i could just put in a bowl around the pubic area for comical affect and cut a hole in its head. Then fill it with water.
If its not cheap i would do the same thing except make a pipe instead of a bong.

steal a baby?? I've got one already, who needs another mouth to feed! LOL

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Originally Posted by Zcomp

steal a baby?? I've got one already, who needs another mouth to feed! LOL

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But with this baby you could toss it around and abuse it and eternally damn yourself to hell:D

Really, baby Jesus doesn't need to eat!