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now is your chance to repent and save your soul at only half the price. no hail mary's , getting on your knees, or eating little white pancakes. only post those sins u can't live with, all others will be forgiven atomically for a more efficient guilt free sprit ( saves on time so u can go on replenishing with fresh new sins). if u act now will even throw in a halo or a freaky white glow that will follow u around.
You need to put a donate button next to your avatar so it'll feel like a real church and then after all the parishoners are gone you can mouth fuck all the little boys.lol
Does that count as a sin?:D
My sins woudnt fit in only one post... or even one entire thread...
i confess that i hate confesionals where the instigator doesn't confess anything
your absolutely right,Quote:
Originally Posted by snowblind
as a child i use to enjoy when my sibling would get trouble, even egg it on if i could without making it noticeable, stealing was a way of life, jacking off is suppose to be a sin so i would do it till my dick was raw. now i days i do just to release some pressure, or to fall asleep faster. take the lords name in vain at least as often as possible.
when i worked at mcdonalds i would regulary hock loogis in the milkshake and ice cream vats as i stored them over night.
i had a ten second rule for dropped food.
i once served a chicken fillet i had stashed in the uhc for three and a half hours.
i had all my mcdonalds stars.
Wow how wonderful I have been looking for something just like this. I have so many, don't even know where to begin. :dance:
confession: I dont' believe in sin, god, the bible, you, or life...what shall I do?
I steal, I do drugs, I have sex, I over-indulge in whatever the fuck I want, I take the lords name in vain, I don't believe in him, and I lie.