profile decoder for women

Ã? 40-ish..................................49.
Ã? Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Ã? Athletic................................No breasts.
Ã? Average looking.....................Moooo.
Ã? Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Ã? Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Ã? Feminist...............................Fat.
Ã? Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Ã? Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
Ã? New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ã? Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ã? Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ã? Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ã? Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Ã? Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Ã? Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Ã? Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

bahha its so true im not really going to touch this one tho lol

One has to wonder, reading this, what signs indicate a good woman to engage.

ah....jokes <3

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Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey

One has to wonder, reading this, what signs indicate a good woman to engage.

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lol ummm...i want an adventurous, emotionally secure, friendship first, open minded, and free spirit kind of woman....that would seem like an amazing woman wouldn't it? :pimp::pimp:

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Originally Posted by roth89

lol ummm...i want an adventurous, emotionally secure, friendship first, open minded, and free spirit kind of woman....that would seem like an amazing woman wouldn't it? :pimp::pimp:

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That sounds all fucked up.

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Originally Posted by r0k

That sounds all fucked up.

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LOL :wtf::stoned:

I just need a woman who can make my magic staff glow:D

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Originally Posted by Gandalf_The_Grey

I just need a woman who can make my magic staff glow:D

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LOL rep+

i was reading this while on a business call
i laughed out loud
funny stuff