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Everyone loves getting a gift or a present but some times when the paper comes off you wish they never bothered ..Lol whats your worst gift memory.? Mine was from my grandma one Xmas Cheap ass chocolates from the $1 shop that made me and my brother sick all nite..thanks Gran..lol:D
I had been with my wife about 18 months before we got married and it was our first Christmas as a married couple. From the start of our relationship getting serious she knew that I don't wear underwear , and I sleep naked ALWAYS! She also knew that I thought slippers were for old men in smoking jackets who smoked pipes.
Her mom asked her what she should get me for xmas and my stupid woman told her to get me slippers and pyjamas, :wtf: she then told her sister to get me some briefs. :mad:
I have no idea what she thought she was doing but I had to :)politely and say oh thank you ! all while thinking this lot gets binned with the left over turkey. :thumbsup:
I received a can of poop (yes, you can spray spray out of a can) in a shaving set with a nice electric razor.
Next morning I sprayed fake poop on my face and I threw up.
Thats funny, 420. But what a shitty gift.
Where might I find some spray on poop? I know someone deserving of it, heh.
many years ago my grandparents, knowing my love for music, gave me two albums for my birthday, the partridge family's greatest hit and the doctor dolittle soundtrack. they really didn't fit in with my collection which consisted mainly of led zepplin, the doors, janis etc.:hippy:
of course i thanked them with a big smile on my face and gave them to my little sister as soon as i got home.
my parents got me a BMW for my 16th birthday. Iwas soooo pissed. They knew I wanted a Mercedes!! They are so dumb!!! j/k
years back (early 80's), I told my mom I wanted some G.I. joes for Christmas (the real ones),and she got me those cheap little green army men. I was still appreciative (she didn't recognize at that time what real G.I. Joes were). She knew by next Christmas though!!
board games.
A pair of socks.
um..... a cheap ass ($5?) cologne set and a box of diapers... from my own mother...
:mad: i hate that bitch... i really do...
It wasn't really a crappy gift, but just weird...My sister never knows what to get me for a gift, One year she gave me 2 frogs for a present? I've never once exspressed an interest in frogs before....it was just weird..One year she bought me the soundtrack to Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles! I was in grade 7, I didn't even like that movie....Another year she bought me a tape of all this weird ass music, that sounded like intstumental music from the future, it was messed lol