Upcoming drug test

So ive read alot on the forums about passing a test, id like to sub but I dont have the money/time to order it at the moment, im still not sure when my test is, I go in tomorrow for orientation and im assuming they will tell me then when the test is, im guessing it will be the next day. So im going to dilute, I bought a gallon of gatorade that I have ready but I have a few questions.

Ive looked all over but havnt been able to find a awnser as to how asprin helps you pass a drug test. I personally have taken maybe a dozen asprin my entire life and I dont take pills well and im worried that if I take 4 asprin or so and alot of vitamin B that I will get nauseous and throw up so if its not really neccesary I wont take them.

My other question has to do with creatine I really dont have any money to go out and buy a creatine supplement but I eat alot of red meat anyways and thats all im planning on eating until I take the test. I was wondering how sufficient red meat is in raising your creatine level for a test, im sure it varies from person to person but im just looking for a estimate. How much should I eat? I had a big fat NY strip steak tonight and tomorrow im planning on having 2-4 hamburgers and as much red meat as I can take.

Im a heavy smoker, about a half ounce a week for the past 4 or 5 years. I quit a few weeks back in hopes of getting a job but I never got called for a interview so I smoked for about 2 weeks then I sumbitted another application and they called me for the interview and I have the job assuming I pass the test. I havnt smoked for about 10 days now, I took a home drug test today and it came back positive, unfortunatly I wont have the money to get another drug test for before my real one so I really only have one shot at getting this right. Im going to follow the dilution sticky to the word and hope and pray, if it comes back diluted im going to try to sub. Anyways any answers would be helpful, thanks guys

You have money for herb and NY strips, but you can't afford a 15 buck home test or 5 bucks worth of creatine...

I don't think you are too serious about passing a drug test...

Drink the about 48 ounces of the gatorade the morning of the test.It maybe the same day as your orientation. Thats been my experience anyway.Piss a few times before the test and use the midstream of your piss.Eat all the red meat you got if you have any vitamin B take a couple tabs of that. Thats about all you can do unless you have a friend who you are SURE is clean and sub with his piss. Make sure you get it up to temp.

lol, well the NY strips were from my GFs mom and im one of the few people who smokes brick weed, ya dont look at me like that im a poor mofo lol.... but money has been tight lately (we havnt smoked that much in a while thats just my average over the past couple of years) living paycheck to paycheck and im inbetween paychecks so i really cant afford another test.. as far as subbing a friends pee everyone I know smokes, my mom, my grandma, my GF, her mom, all my friends.... the only one I can think of is my GFs sisters 2 yo son, but getting him to pee in a cup would be difficult and getting his mom to allow it would probably be more difficult.. I might be able to get the creatine I just dont know if ill have time because the only money Ill be able to get my hands on will be late tonight and if I have to take the test tomorrow it might be early and vitamin world might not be open... So in the meantime im relying on red meat...



and still no answer to the asprin question? anyone know how its helpful?

Oh and a few other things. Ive never been tested before so im really not sure, I was told by a friend that they dont test on sunday (labs not open or somthing) . Does anyone know if thats the norm or if my friend might just be a retard? And they cant test me at the actualy store can they? they have to send me to a lab right?

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Originally Posted by Mary Pyro

and still no answer to the asprin question? anyone know how its helpful?

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Do an advanced search. I've answered it way too many times to write it again.

They can do on site collection then send it off. Asked and answered many times too.

lol I did but I must have missed it, will do again....

edit, ok im a dumbass and searched for asprin not aspirin :P sorry

They can test on any day they want but usually the labs are closed on weekends.But they may just do a test strip test right there.Its really impossible to know. You could get nosey and ask an employee there what procedures they use.Forewarned is forearmed.