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Okay, so there's this new chick and this was like her third day and she came up to me and apparently said "are you hot?" and it was kinda hard to hear and I mistook it for "are you high" so I was like..am I high?? why?..."no, are you hot?" oh...
was definitely a stoner moment in my books
why would she say 'are you hot' ?
referring to the climate in the room...guess I should've mentioned that
That's hilarious man... Were you high?
you bet I was stoned...wouldn't go without it, it keeps me as close to normal that I can be :D
damn at work stoned, where do you work?
Haha fun times. We got a new cutie at work. :) I'd never go to work high. Can't risk people's lives... But as soon as I leave, it's high times for me.
I don't care much for working high, makes time go by too slow and I can't act stupid, gotta act straight and it kills the buzz.
im sitting in my lil office doing my thing
i got a lil hot cheetos left in the bag
so i crush em all up into like a crumbs
i lean my head back and poour the mix in my mouth
something goes wrong and they get stuck or something
i move the bag and all the crumbs fell all over my face and shirt
all over the computer and floor
at that monent my boss walks in to ask me something
and im high as fuck with one eye that refuses to open
I LOVE THE STONER MOMENTS
I've done this more than once. I tell a long-ass story but leave out the key info that makes sense of it all. Besides that I'll forget to do stuff that was the actual reason I went in the room in the first place. Hell, one time I was in the kitchen and turned around to get something else and completely forgot why I turned around in the first place. Doi!