my dog doesn't fart....

i'm serious, i've never heard of this... every dog i ever had always farted to expell gas... buddy doesn't, he burps.... wtf... :wtf:

thats weird man never heard of a burping dog.

my dog nikki does both and boy can she clear a room

Bet Nikki "smoke" works great when it's time to end the party, eh Olde English, LOL....

if you have a 'non-farting strain' of dog, I would definitely use it in a breeding program ... I would cross it with my favorite strains of 'farting dogs', and hopefully benefit from 'hybrid vigor' ... a better, sweeter-smelling dog, possibly with enhanced medical benefits, could result ... :jointsmile:

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your dog really does fart. it is just kind enough to go into another room to do it. consider yourself lucky and praise the mutt accordingly.:hippy:

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

your dog really does fart. it is just kind enough to go into another room to do it. consider yourself lucky and praise the mutt accordingly.:hippy:

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Or it could also be silent but without the deadly smell.

it has alot to do with the food you feed him... i have 4 dogs, and the only one whose farts you can smell is Bankys... although, they all burp and loudly, especially after a bowl of warm milk.