job stories

anyone else here hate there job? even if you like it there are sitll things you have to do sometimes that Im sure your not happy about. what things do you hate to do? vent.


my boss is a fucking flake. i hate her. she blames everything that goes wrong on me. and today the bitch made me walk her dog which had diarehha. idk if anyone has ever walked a dog in the city that has this nasty stomach issue, but it sucks trying to clean it off of the sidewalk when 900 poeple are walking by starring at me. i have never been mad at a dog before. but wow was it GROSS!!!!!
:mad:

I love my job, so I don't have any hateful stories.

But one of my co-workers once said "man, he stuck it up my butt, that shit hurts."

lol hate my job....bitches are meann as hell.

we had this chick freak out here at work
she hadnt slept in a few days
and when she snapped it was crazy
she was yelling and screaming that they were going to get her
she was happily fired

I've never done a job I didn't like.

My favourite was when I worked for a company in Holland , I was a spraypainter with complete freedom to do as I pleased. I often did my job stoned and sometimes stoned and drunk,
I could order what I wanted so I used to order extra paint to do private jobs on a Saturday when I was clocked in for overtime.
I could leave the factory under the pretence of going to buy stuff I needed then spend a couple of hours visiting friends and toking.
Nobody else in the place had any idea of what my job entailed so I could bullshit them 24/7, I was even able to order an extra pump that cost 2000 gulden (about £650 or in USD $1000) , I just told them that the one we had was fucked and kept it for my own use .

I love my life LOL

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Originally Posted by friendowl

we had this chick freak out here at work
she hadnt slept in a few days
and when she snapped it was crazy
she was yelling and screaming that they were going to get her
she was happily fired

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LOL


Something similar happened at a place I worked in here in England , the girl turned up at work wearing her nightgown, she flashed her arse at everyone (no knickers :wtf:) and screamed so loud you would've thought someone was killing her.
To go with her lovely attire she had 2 pieces of carpet tied round her feet, I have no idea what caused her to lose it .