you know your boobs are big when...
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you know your boobs are big when...
you have to tuc them in your pockets
when you get sued for giving someone whiplash with them.
When you have to wear 2 layers of bras to play sports
When you CAN'T find a business suit that fits (are corporate types meant to be flat?)
When you can sit on the sofa watching football and put your frosty beverage in your cleavage to free both hands for bong rips (hey, if you're gonna scratch your balls in front of me I'm USING that cupholder dammit)
When you find out months later that the first comment that the guy you're seeing ever made to his buddies about you was, "damn your landlord has a nice rack"
when they are popping out of your turtleneck:thumbsup:
When you can rest your chin on them. (For some reason, I keep getting a visual of Dog Chapmans wife, Beth! Now those are some big boobs!)
when you go for a jog and come back with a split lip and bruises on your face
When guys are runnig into poles and crashing their cars as you walk down the street
You can use them as ear warmers when you lie down at night :D
Dolly Parton asks for the name of your surgeon.