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Had Chinese for dinner and some fortune cookies, These av to be the lamest fortune cookies ever ..not one told me my fortune or even anything interesting. Who writes this stuff?..."say nothing until you confirm your suspicions", "Failure is opportunity in disguise" WTF Are all fortune cookies so lame ? What did your cookie say? Are all the worlds fortune cookies lame?::(
lol most are pretty lame.... but i mean, they put out millions of these things every day... of course they're gonna run out of 'deep' shit to put in 'em... i think the ones with lottery numbers are funny tho....
"i'm going to go buy a lottery ticket, honey.. what numbers should i pick?"
"wait! lets open a fortune cookie!"
like wtf lol.....
the best ones IMO are just the ones with random philosophy quotes in them.... kinda rare to find them tho...
I think they r all crap ! i didnt find no fortune in mine !
damn i read this thread and now i want some orange chicken but i dont usually get to eat my fortune cookies whoever im with steals them o yea its 4:20 on east coast :jointsmile:
Fortune cookies are delicious. No one can accurately and consistently predict the future.
What is a fortune cookie, we don't have them in the UK:D
That is prety lame.....I have seen the good fortunes go away over my lifetime...I mean what happened to the cool fortunes like "You will die tomorrow" now, that is a fortune to be excited about. LOL
i've kept two fortune cookie papers just becuase both times i got them i was pretty baked and laughed liek hell! first one was "If your still hungry eat another cookie!" the second was "dont trouble, trouble, till trouble, troubles you." the second one took me liek forever to read i couldnt focus on it then lol but i like it
A lame fortune is better than "Ha Ha, I peed in your rice!".
El Fantistico :smokin:
i got one "soothing you body is the name of the game today" right before me and my friend were about to smoke another blunt. i thought that was pretty funny