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First off, I don't have kids and don't plan to for a very long time.
Second, have any parents out there raised their kids learning the wrong words just to see what happens? For example, point at a car and say "Book!" or point at a sandwich and say "Lobotomy!"
I've always wanted to do that.
When the time comes that you want to achieve your ambition of teaching someone the wrong words, you need to get yourself a parrot or a minah bird.
Human children deserve all the breaks they can get. They've got enough assclowns and idiots making fun of them in the world as it is.
omg that sounds amazing. but i've always wanted to do that with colors. just so if they got a job as a cia agent or something, someone would ask the to "hand them the blue folder" and they would hand them a different one and mess up national secuity.
When my daughter was little my husband would tease her by saying " Blackberries are red when they're green" ( We live around A LOT of blackberries.) It confused her a while. They do eventually learn the real meaning, and then you end up looking like a moron. :thumbsup:
oh poo. my masterplan has been unraveled
I've always thought of stuff like that including many other experiments nmot sure if i'll actually do em though, lol