I also just got ripped off

I bought weed a couple times at a friend's house from this one midget who is a friend of that friend. Well, both times he weighed in front of me, and charged a fair price, and we all just sat there and smoked. I usually buy eighths, but I wanted to buy a fourth so I don't have to buy it as often.

Well, that friend has since gone off to college. So, I had to do the sketchy parking lot thing. I hate that. So, while I was waiting in the parking lot at the gas station, I had to use the bathroom. When I came out he was standing by my friend's car. I said, "Ey, what's going on?"

My friend said he had already given her the weed, and she put in in her purse real quick. I gave him the money, and I left. I paid $80 for it which is the price around here for mid-grade.

Almost half of it was leaves.

He had smashed some weeds together to make them look like buds, and when I peeled the leaves back, there was no tasty nugget underneath. It's like getting a present which is really just a box full of shredded newspaper.

Plus, it wasn't cured fully, so it was hard to hit. And now that I am typing this, I realize that water still in the plant adds to the weight. Fuck. SCHWAG!

I separated the leaves from the buds and put them in two separate bags. I guess I will just use the leaves as filler when I roll j's. Better than tobacco.

I am popping the weed in the microwave to dry it out a little.

My friend said, "Oh, you should call him and tell him, 'Hey buddy, you owe me something.'"

I think there would be no point. He usually never calls me back, so I don't think he really cares to make a lot as a dealer.

I should've followed my own advice. Oh well, lesson learned. From now on, every single time, if I have to buy it in a parking lot, I will at least thoroughly inspect it visually, and smell it, before I give them the money.

My latest connection is a trusted friend, and will be coming over to my house, so, that is good.

This would've never happened if marijuana was regulated just like alcohol and tobacco.

If a certain type of weed in a store did not look good, I would simply not buy it, and walk out.

See how this is all because of Prohibition?

sucks dude doesn't it? At least you got some weed and not oregano. Im never going to do the parking lot/driveby deal ever again

Well, atleast he's still a midget.....

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Originally Posted by Daveracer

Well, atleast he's still a midget.....

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that was sooo mean dude.... but FUNNY as hell and true:thumbsup: