HELP THE FUTURE SMOKERS!!! READ THIS

this is the second of two threads i am posting as a plea for help from the future pot heads.

Contribute your smoking/growing/anything else tips!

when i first discovered weed, it could sometimes be frustrating because there was alot of things that i did/didnt know and wanted to know. i learned about alot of shit that you shouldnt do by doing it, and only learned about some of the smarter tips after i had really gotten into smoking. when i was curious, i checked some sites, but that never really helped. my freind just started smoking and i felt it was my duty to help him out, and i did. but i then had the idea that maybe i should make a book or site that has all the info/tips that are needed and help contribute to a good time, cause thats what matteres. i have my fair share of knowledge, but i also want to see what other smokers know and it would help if anyone out there could contribute tips / information. help the future potheads!
thanx

ps. some good topics include, making makeshift pipes/bongs, cooking with weed, dos and donts of buying...you get the idea.

peace out and good times

well i wrote a couple on your first thread. no need to post a second buddy.

peace

I've noticed that most new smokers are relatively young (I could be wrong), hence they more then likely still live with their parents. As a caring parent, you will find this to be a very tedious obstacle. The greatest advice I can give to these youngsters is: ALWAYS ASSUME THE WORST. I mean, if you ever forget anything suspicious on your table, bed, desk, floor, car etc. (anywhere that is in the open), and somehow remember that you forgot your perifinelia out in the open, then you should come back immediately no matter where you are, to put it away and reduce the risk that you will be caught. The biggest problem with young people is that they get lazy when they are high, so they assume that they will remember to put it away later. This is a problem though, because you're short term memory is affected when you are high, meaning that you are very likely to forget that you remembered. Or you could be a lazy ass and knock out before you put it away (it happens). Be clean, neat and tighty with items that will incriminize you.
After coming back home from a nice smoke out always remember to put on clear eyes, never assume that your parents will not notice that you're eyes are bloodshot red, because obviously it doesn't work very effectively. Never assume that you're parents will not notice the horrific stench that follows you after you've finished blazing it. If possible carry around cologne or lotion, this way the sweet smells cancel out the marijuana smell. If there is no cologne or lotion around atleast find a couple of leaves to rub around your clothes. Apparently leaves serve as a smell cover up, but don't depend on those too much, as I said, preferably put on a little bit of cologne or lotion.
Learn to roll joints or blunts as soon as possible, because having pipes around is plain and simply waaaayyy to risky to have around. You may have the sweetest hiding spot, but all this means shit if you are asked to take out what you have in your pockets by a police. You can swallow the weed that you may have on you, so that when they search you they wont find anything, but you can't swallow a pipe. You'll automatically be caught for having drug perifinalia and you will be in big trouble. It is also a lot easier to hide and a lot more convicing if you have zags and blunts. You can also argue that you found the papers, and you will more then likely not get in trouble. If you have a pipe though, your parents will assume the worst and even though you may argue that its your "friends'," but in this day and age who you bullshittin? your parents wont believe that.
I have a lot more suggestions to the beggining smokers so if you guys need any more holla back.
PS: Never front (lend) any money to any one. Most people don't pay back.

lol all tht and then never lend your money to ne one where did tht come from lol

dont smoke your weed with anyone else because when you are dry they wont smoke with you. rule of the trade. i have a few close friends who id give me last joint to, but thats about it.