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Your sitting on the couch taking a huge rip out of your bong....watching Saturday morning cartoons when you hear a knock at the door....after spraying some febreeze and trying to air it out a little.. you open the door and guess who you see..it's Ed McMahon and you just WON 100,000,000 million dollars...your rich as hell now:jointsmile:
What are you going to do for the next few hours?
You cant cash the check cause the bank dosen't reopen till Monday.:wtf:
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mumble some bitter things about Ed McMahon disturbing my wonderful Saturday morning session
invite him in for a rip call the hook-up put in a order for all the finest green for monday, after that idk chill with ed mcmahon untill i cash it to make sure it dosent bounce.
I'd tell him to come back Monday, asshole.
:jointsmile:
I'd go rent a really really nice car like a lambo or something and crash it on purpose, call up the dealership and be like "hey so I umm crashed your car, how much did that cost?... uh huh, well do you want that in cash or check? and how much for another one?... oh yeah, just so you know I did that on purpose and I think I'm gonna crash this one too, so be ready"
If i ever won that kinda money I'd probably spend it all on doing the wierd and stupid shit I've always wanted to do just because I can finally afford to, and it would bring me happiness... I'd donate a good amount to some good causes too
I'd feel very dirty at taking the money from a pioneer of the great shit trail that is wrestling.... but don't get me wrong, I'd swallow my dignity and take the money without a second thought.
Then I'd start planning how I'm going to set up my life. I'd get a really nice log home up in the mountains, and a nice home near downtown as my primary residence. I'd especially like to invest the money in a company of sorts that improves life for humanity. Maybe clean energy or medical research.
I think it would be great too to start a center at minimal cost to the customer that teaches/provides everything to improve quality of life, particularily for people in chronic pain. Tai Chi, yoga, Fitness, meditation, acupuncture/acupressure, massage therapy, chiropractors, physiotherapy, qigong, the works. Really take an approach from every angle and relieve some suffering.
Ha.. I wish I could say I would do something constructive, but Id prolly blow it all in a couple years..
the truth hurts.
I'd buy a bong on monday :jointsmile:
after that i dont even know
Start packing.
Buy my own bank, and cash it now.