Alright, so at my school I'm not really known as a stoner, sure I've been told I look like one, but someone who doesn't smoke never really suspects someone who has the power of visine and scented sprays to be one.
A couple of days ago me and a few friends ended up going to this party (house party with about 50 people id say) and I had rolled the king of all spliffs, I actually called him Captain Peg Leg. He had a good 1.5-2g of bud in him and was packed hard as a rock. So I light it up in this chicks backyard and about 8 of use are smoking (2 pipes and 2 spliffs going around) and than this guy, who has only ever smoked weed a few times and doesn't know I smoke, starts lecturing me on how I'm hitting my spliff. Saying I have to take the smoke deep into my lungs, and how the reason it's canoeing was because I didn't turn it. (I'm clearly not the one in a circle of smokers who let it canoe [not even really canoing, just packed tight and the ash is like a block], and the breath after a hit takes the smoke into my lungs just fine thanks)
My friends and I are just looking at him, and we just let him have his fun but man, this pissed me off. He never even asked to hit Peg Leg!
Thats just what I've been thinking of lately, how people will criticize you when they are clearly less experienced, and are lucky enough to smoke your bud!
Oh yeah, pirates have always been something I've found funny when faded, so thats the source of that... :stoned:
