losing your lighter

losing your lighter is by far one of the most annoying things to happen ever,im smoking a j while watching the football,look down,wheres the lighter gone? its just gone! somewhere! some parallel universe, i have a rumage around my room still no luck! calm down,have another look there it is,right in front of me,does that happen to anyone else? it really sucks donkey dick

The problem, is, Free, that lighters are herd animals.
They have a built in instinct to search out their fellow lighter - you know, the one you lost last month! - and you'll find that, one day, when you're tidying up, or summat, you'll uncover the legendary "Rassemblement De l'Allumeur."

Then you shall rejoice, as you find all 8251 lighters that have been 'lost' in the house, since the time it was built...

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

Then you shall rejoice, as you find all 8251 lighters that have been 'lost' in the house, since the time it was built...

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........hiding out with all the single socks that found an escape route somewhere between the laundry basket and the dryer :p

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Originally Posted by Lulu

........hiding out with all the single socks that found an escape route somewhere between the laundry basket and the dryer :p

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lmfaoo...yeah...socks and lighters can just fuck right off, init!

HERD ANIMALS!!!GRRRrrr:mad:

I wish that money was a herd animal..:rolleyes:...Oh, but maybe they are already, but they congregate in someone else's pockets all the time...GGggrrrr@money, socks, and lighters:mad:

Then you shall rejoice, as you find all 8251 lighters that have been 'lost' in the house, since the time it was built...

I know that stash is somewhere i just don't know where yet, it's a pain in the ass lightin a joint of the cooker

lmfao!!! i dont know y but res and lu u just made me laugh so hard that im tryin to breath now and its rather hard :eek:

Buy an expensive torch lighter. I guarantee you will take better care of it and always know where it is. Nobody cares about cheap lighters, but if you have something you value more, you will be less likely to lose or misplace it. :)

just another pain in the ass.

i always seem to lose lighters, or someone will ask me for a light i give em then they put it in there pocket and we all forget about it lol. I do that shit sometime to, don't got a lighter ask a friend for a light and put the lighter in my pocket with out even thinkin. Seems to be mainly bics though.

nfm