Have you ever been so stoned

that your mouth feels like its full of shoelaces?

nope cant said I do

I have, however, been so stoned that I woke up on top of a supermarket at night

You mean like cotton mouth?. If so, then yes.

Well, last Fall, I was sitting Indian-style on my living room floor, facing the television, with my back to a thick, glass table that my brother had just given me.

I took a hit of my steamroller, said to myself, "Whoa, this is good stuff!", let myself fall back, and, hit my head on the newly-placed table. After a shower, my ex-girlfriend left work to bring me to the Emergency Room, where they stapled my head shut.

I once was so stoned I ate a whole package of crackers with nothing to drink

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

I have, however, been so stoned that I woke up on top of a supermarket at night

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On top of a supermarket lmfao :jointsmile:

I probably have, just not worded the same way.

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

i was so stoned i was at a b-day party and when the cake came i was like who's birthday day is it but i forgot it was mine.

I got so stoned... wait I can't remember right now.