"Oh, you mean like, right now?"

This happened about a month ago, and I just remembered it now and thought you guys might enjoy it. :jointsmile:

We were waiting for our phone and internet line to get hooked up for about a week and school hadn't started yet, so we didn't have much to do besides smoke and hang out. 4:20 rolled around so I did two Vaporgenie bowls and got cheerfully high. I mucked around on my computer for a bit, and then me and my roommate matched each other on two bowls. It only took a few minutes before I got the feeling that I'd smoked too much and just had to crash, so I bowed out and went to bed.

I was woken up by my roommate banging on my bedroom door. "G, wake up!" Still groggy and a bit high, I mumbled something, rolled over and went back to sleep before he woke me up a second time by opening the door and throwing a shirt at me. "Seriously dude, wake up, the telephone guy is here."

"Oh, okay." I rolled over again and pulled the blanket over my head.

"Dude!"

I sat up and blinked at him, dazed and confused. "Oh, you mean like, right now?"

By the time I got dressed and made it to the front door the telephone guy had left. It was kind of disappointing. I went back to bed, still seriously spaced. Good times. :jointsmile:

You missed that call. Hopefully, next time, the telephone man's a hot chick who comes in the room, herself, to wake you up.

It does sound like the setup for a cheesy porno, doesn't it? Bow-chikka wow-wow! :thumbsup:

^hahahahahaha that made me laugh...good one.

Yeah, my girlfriend liked it, too. Now, she'll have it stuck in her head all day.