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Come here to share you stories of the worst injury you have ever had and how you did it. I think that having had a bad injury is always a good story to tell someone. I like to watch shows like wrecked on MTV for some reason. Its the kind of thing you want to turn off but cant.
My worst injury was proberly when I broke my arm and I could see the bone poking into my skin.
Whats yours?
when i punched my friend in the face for fucking a chick on my bed and leaving a blood stain the size of a small baby on my bed. i broke my hand and had to have 2 pins + 6screws and a metal plate put in my hand. we are still good friends tho.
once i fell outta the attic, THE FUCKING ATTIC... landed on a (hardwood) floor dead square on my ass.... do you know what the force of a 130 pound person, falling dead on his ass (ON HIS TAILBONE) directly to wood can cause??? i've never felt so much pain in my life.. and i'm the king of injuries.. i'm the person tha'ts cut their foot an inch deep and nearly 3 wide, to where you could see where my big toe bone connected to my foot (literally) and walked back 30 feet to shore (broke beer bottle in the water or clam shell, not sure which) then another 20 to the truck.. (btw, i never go to hosptials for my injuries cuz of my run in with a cat at 5) .. i'm the dude that was cleaning a catfish and the pliars slip (anyoen who's cleaned cat fish knows well what i'm talking about.. you have to pull the skin off them, it's not like scraping it off on most fish, they don' thave scales, they have skin) and my hand impaled it's self on the top horn of the fishes head... al the way through... well it didn't peice the skin on the other side, but you could plainly see the thorn sticking through... i'm the dude who punched a window and slit his wrist, to a point to where it was no more than 1/16 of an inch of the vien that would hav esurely killed me.. i'm the dude who thought at 10 it'd be a good idea to make nunchucks and used a swiss army knife (it was a big fucker too, not one of those little 10 attatchment fuckers that are an inch long, this thing had nearly 40 attachments and th blades were a little over 2 inches long) and had the knife slip off hte pvc pipe that was resting on his leg resulting in the entire blade (it would have gone further, if there was more blade believe me) goign into his leg... i'm the dude who had a non-lock blade (swiss army type knife, they don't have that lock you have to push in with a thumb to get it to close) close on his pinky while he applied every bit of force he could to whatever he was cutting... i'm the dude who has hit his head so many times he should be mentally retarded and possibly a vegetable... i'm the dude who cut off a good portion of the end of his thumb while trying to make a shot glass outta a pill bottle...
shiiiiiiit... lol... that WAS me being careful... i've always know i'm a bit more accident prone and clumsy then everyone else... hell one time i was working with a brand new power saw.. not plugged in... and i'm going to switch the blade with the lil tool they provide.... somehow.. i managed to nearly slice half my entire thumb off with a stationary peice of metal.... took over 4 weeks to heal, to where i could even use the thumb slightly again.... again, the only thing that stopped it (as with many of my injuries) was the bone... i think of bones now, as nothing more than a stop-gaurd...
i've accepted the fact i'm going to be hurt.... i cut open (usually it's just a scrape) a diffrent part of my body every single day.... most of which, aren't anything i really coulda been safer about (that part really gets me LOL i just have shitty luck) that fucking needle in my leg tho (i posted about it just a few weeks back) that wa smy fault.. i was sitting there playing with a needle that's the size of a large sewing needle that's lodged into a small wodden dowel (about the size of a cigarette, it's for pottery makers) and a rubber band... somehow.. after 'shooting' it into my chair so many times, it managed to turn a complete 90 degrees and go straight in my leg... at first i was like "whaa...." then it was like "OH FUCK! THAT GODDAMN HURTS!"
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ten years ago i broke my neck. i hit a fence i didnt see on a snowmobile, i get up, take my helmet off and go back to my buddys house. after a few minutes i decide it would be wise to go to the hospital just in case. i get to the hospital and they take some xrays and such. turns out they dont know whats wrong, but they're pretty certain something is wrong, so i get fedexed to pittsburgh in the back of an ambulance. i get to pittsburgh, and it turns out that i have in fact cracked the second disc in my neck in seven different places. ouch. so to make a long story short they put a halo on me for two and a half months. and it sucked, a lot.
but on the bright side, i am in the elite club of people that can say 'why yes i have walked into a hospital with a broken neck'
Better than the alternative, which would have been to wear one of those lampshade/funnel lookin' collars they put on pets after surgery... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
I've gotten off lucky. Worst injury of my life was a broken nose, suffered during an unusually brutal game of team handball (I played goaltender most of the time). I took a direct hit from the captain of the basketball team. Didn't realize it had been broken until almost 2 years later at my military physical when they broke the news to me. lol.
Most painful would have to be last fall cooking line at a restaurant where they still have traditional wok-rings set into a giant concrete slab, fired underneath by huge LP burners. I picked up a hot wok with my bare hand and seared all the skin off the first finger, thumb, and half the palm of my left hand.
But I'm not gonna cry over it... wait until xcrispi shows up with his 'worst injury'... I never knew it was physically possible to SHED a tattoo...
That's a wierd way to describe the size of a stain. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Terps
I'm pretty cautious, so the worst injury I have is a self-inflicted cigarette burn. I'm done with that now though.
I have had a few broken bones (my wrists more than any) ,a biker that hasn't is a very rare thing indeed.
The worst was on a parking place when some retard car driver reversed like a maniac and pinned me and my bike to a wall. I broke both legs ,my right knee was smashed and my left leg was broken just above the knee, I was aware of everything but didn't really feel anything till they moved the car. The pain was fucking amazing and I kinda blacked out till they were wheeling me into the hospital, I remember the nurse cutting my jeans and I went ballistic because they were new (I completely forgot the massive bloodstains allover them (lol)) . The really funny thing was that just before going out I had a nap on the couch in my front room and unknown to me my girl at the time had decided that for a laugh she would paint my toenails pink., so there was I screaming blue murder at a nurse while they were all pissing themselves at the sight of a six foot hairy biker with pink fuckin' toenails ranting about an already fucked pair of jeans.
Oh well ,,,,,, shit happens.
When I was 7, me any my neighbour played this game on the sidewalk, you'd run back and forth underneath one of those sprinklers that arc, well, I slipped when I was running and ended up skidding about a good 2-3 feet on my knee, that was painful.
Then there was this time I fell on some stone steps going into a friends place and my forehead hit the corner of the step, right between the eyes..
Stinky - quote -... Most painful would have to be last fall cooking line at a restaurant where they still have traditional wok-rings set into a giant concrete slab, fired underneath by huge LP burners. I picked up a hot wok with my bare hand and seared all the skin off the first finger, thumb, and half the palm of my left hand.
But I'm not gonna cry over it... wait until xcrispi shows up with his 'worst injury'... I never knew it was physically possible to SHED a tattoo...[/QUOTE]
Burns aren't any fun at all Sis.
I feel for ya . 3rd degree w/ your hand ? Grafting or just xeroform and poly-mem for a few mos. ? Nobody can even imagine it till you've been there yourself .
This fool had the gastank out of a car in the garage changing a fuelpump and fumes built up and static set it off . Fukin garage exploded .:mad: Not cool to say the least . = a 16 mos. hospital stay , 5 mos. of it was spent comatose . 100% burned , 90% of which was 3rd degree . Not even any skin left to graft w/ so they grew it 4 me in giant petri dishes by Stinkys' at the Univ. of Boston .
6.5 Yrs. and $14,000,000.00 later , Im the bionic Bakehead . :D The tat Stinky speaks of is in rebgirls Pic. thread somewhere , I shed it in the dunk tank in the burnunit -n- it was floating around , folks thought I was the devil . 42 hr. backpiece shot to hell .:(
God Bless Sis.
Crispi :jointsmile:
Naw, not that bad- Only the very top layer peeled. Some actually STUCK to the wok (nasty) but I got off easy with no scarring.Quote:
Originally Posted by xcrispi