a small bit of help please

hey every1
im just after a bit of advise from you guys if you dont mind....:)
im applying for a job and SUCK at filling out the bits about yourself. I was just wondering what i could write to sell myself?
This is what they have said...
"Please tell us a little bit more about how your skills and experience will benefit the team."

I know this might be a bit hard for you to answer for me because you have no idea who i am but any help about what type of thing i should write would be greatly appreciated
Thank Guys :)

tell them you are a good team worker. tell them you are a leader. tell them you are a hard worker. tell them that you are also smarter than them, just to get that out of the way.

lmfao cheers dude :):)

Eager, hard working, good timekeeper, great in a team but are more than capable of working alone, willing to learn new skills.

All the usual bollocks that everybody puts. :D

I would say that i will bring to the team years of life skill and experience i am a proven team player who can motivate themself to work on thier own just as well and will bring a fresh way of thinking to the team.... sorry stoned

lmfao cheers guys :):)
hope you all have a good day:)

HONEST RELIABLE WILLIN TO BE A SLAVE AND WORK FOR MINMUM WAGE IN THIS STUPID PRO DEMOCRATIC WORLD WE LIVE IN OFFER YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THE BOOK OF ALLAH...

OR U COULD JUST BE REALLY HONESY:

SAY UR A STONER WHO MASTURBATES

OR U COULD BE HONEST/FAR FROM TRUTH

AND SAY UR HARD WORKIN, RELIEABLE, EAGER TO LEARN NEW THIGNS, WILLIN TO GIVE ANYTHIGN A AGO, TRUSTWORTHY AND A FORMER SAS AGENT WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THE WORLD.

UP2 U :-)

you also tell them you dont take shit from no one.

and then bitch slap...lmfao

lmao... they look for reliable, motivated, disciplined, and loyal... to name a few