Fellas...worst time you've popped a stiff one?

ok man whats the worst time(s) u guys have had a stiff cock?

ok one day when i was in 7th grade in ms mcallens science class, i was locked in on the teachers ass. all of a sudden she asked me to come up to the board and do the science whateve. i was hard like stone bro! after an awkward hesitation i stepped up, package poppin and all. there was like this awkward little laughter. even the teacher didnt know what to say. all eyes were fixed on my pop-up package. i almost started crying. then class ended. true story.

when i used to do trail work, we would drive to the site on these REAL bumpy back roads. all bad for donny. the guys used to call it the 'syndrome.' on the way up i was erect like the trex. the whole time i put all of my concentration into picturing my grandma naked, but it usually only half worked. when we get to our site we always stretch out first thing. so, i kind of half walked out of there, bent over. as soon as i got out of the van i'd grab my ankles and stretch my calves. i looked like a dummy. they knew whhat was up:)

many more...but i wanna hear from everybody, so im gonna zip my flap and give u the floor

donny

lol i hate that shit but i must say ive been lucky so far in my life and havent had a bad experience like yours

I always remember being scared waking up in class, with a hard on. I never got them when i was awake, occasionally first hour after a nice nap, that morning wood would catch me by suprize.. lol

The worst times have to be right before I do my #2 duty.

Sitting in lunch during 7th grade as well lol. Always got those random boners for no reason. Had to hold my lunch box in front of my crotch, still didn't cover it up, but I had no other way of hiding it.

^^Hahaha wut is with 7th grade a boners?
I felt bad because I always used to fuck with one of my friends, one day he was comming down the hallway and he had his books in front of his crotch so joking aruond i knocked them out of his hands. and he had sweat pants on with a boner. he turned bright red and was liek thanks a lot. hahahaha i felt bad.

two days later in gym he pulled down my shorts in front of everyone
i guess we were even. althoguh mine was an accident.


ohh jr highhh

One time I was flirting with a girl as we were swimming, kind of holding and caressing her in the water, and we happened to be in the shallow end, and someone had the intention of wrestling with me, so he picked me up while I had a stiffy. The way the weight of my swimming trucks was, made my junk stand straight outward so it was very obvious. Embarrassing mostly because of how many people saw it.

This was a couple weeks ago but when I was swimming at a beach I got a hard on for no real reason and it would not go alway for what felt like a half an hour. I was luckily by myself so I just swam back and forth waiting for it to go so I could get out of the water.

uhh... i was up in my apartment, and a cop came to the door, i was sleeping on the couch (i sleep in only my boxers) he looked pissed so i figured telling him to hold on would only further the irritation.... and i had bongs and pipes all over the place, and if they see it, that's reason enough to search.... so i had two choices, take a chance of getting busted for a LOAD of paraphanaliea (and the oz they would have eventually found) or walk outside in only my boxers after just waking up.... (which of course means morning wood...)

it was quite an uncomfterable experience, as i wasn't gonna just let it aim at him so i had to reach in and adjust right there infront of him and anyone who was watching...

the look on his face tho, was priceless.... he kinda stepped back some like someone would if you pulled out a gun and they sorta trusted you, but were still kinda afraid of it....

in 8th grade when i was having my football physical and i had this hot asian dr. doin it. I literally got hard in her hand. It was so embarassing