Worst stoner moment ever...

I've been smoking bud off and on since I was 13 (I'm 20 now), and I think my biggest stoner moment ever came a few days ago.

As I mentioned before, I had been looking to buy a pipe for a few days. I was blazed as fuck with this girl, and we decided to go in Rite Aid. While we were in there, I remembered seeing pipes and tobacco in there years ago, so I start looking to see if they still carry pipes.

As I'm looking up the aisles, I'm reading the signs up at the top, and I'm steadily looking for "pipes" to be listed. After looking through all the aisles, I stopped and thought "it wouldn't say 'pipes' up there, that's stupid...I'm a stoner".

So I go to look at the aisles again, looking for a more subtle word that would alert me that the aisle may contain tobacco or pipes. Well, I find an aisle that says "party" and...yea. I went down that aisle expecting to find "party" items...

It's hilarious now, but I felt stupid as hell when I found out there was nothing but birthday candles and party hats in that aisle...

thats pretty funny, but i would not consider it the"worst stoner moment ever."

I love the party section at Rite Aid. All the beer bongs, bubblers, music, pipes, liquor, and girls... all in 1 aisle.

Wouldn't that be bliss...

Hahaha...


I remember one time I was crossing the street, and some car honked at me and said "Fuck you!", and it wasn't until they were down the street that I realized they were talking to me. Not really funny, but a stoner moment.

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Originally Posted by king of the world

thats pretty funny, but i would not consider it the"worst stoner moment ever."

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Well, I'm sure there's 1,000,000,000,000 + better ones out there, but that's the worst one I've experienced in MY life. So for me, it's the worst ever...

hahahahaaa! bummer deal brother...hella funny though.:stoned: