This sucks....
I had my bong under my couch (I had just made it and was proud of it).
I had just gotten out of school when my mom called me on my cell phone. "Come home right now." "Why?" "You'll find out when you get here."
Shit.
So I come home, and I pretty much knew what had happened. So I saw it sitting there, and her and my dad were all like, "We know what this is. I can't believe that you would go against our trust like this, etc. etc." I got yelled at for 4 hours because I smoke. I don't really think that they liked it when I called them "ignorant fucking conservatives." So they were like, "Go and get EVERYTHING that you have that pertains to pot. If you try to keep something, your punishment time will be doubled." So they watched me go out to my car and get my cigs, lighter, the jar I keep my green in, and my pipe, and another bong that I had. "Is that everything?" "Yes." "Go up to your room and take out your stereo, TV, Xbox, and Computer."
Then they gave me 2 choices.
A) Lose my car until summer.
B) Sell my car and go into the military.
Naturally, I chose the 1st choice. Then they called me in today and said, "We changed our minds about you." Naturally, I was like, "Good, maybe I won't get fucked in the ass by them." So they were like, "You are going to lose your car for 30 days starting today, and then you get it back. Then we will start doing hair and urine drug tests every 2 weeks or so until you go to college. Then whenever you come back from college for Thanksgiving, Spring Break, Christmas, whatever, we're going to drug test you. If you fail, we are going to pull you out of college and make you sell your car."
Shit.
So now pretty much the only thing I can do is smoke Salvia (I'm going to get a tincture of Salvia from sagewisdom.org, it looks pretty cool) and smoke cigs.
So my advice to you, smokers, if you still live with the 'rents, hide your shit really, really well.
The only upside to this is when I go to college and start smoking weed again after 7 1/2 months, I'm going to get BLAZED because my tolerance is going to be down again. At least I have that to look forward to.