haha people talking up/selling off bull****

now its happened to almost all of us. you cant find any bud all day, and you just got some money. so you finally get ahold of something, take one look @ it, take another look at dude. and joe blow the dealer always has a trick up his sleve
"yeah man its kinda dry, but its bomb"
"look @ all those hairs"
"see look! its got some crystals on it right there"
"its bc/kb/green bud/hydro/purple/beasters
"he had to pull it a little primature, but it taste hella good!"
"its a little keify/shaky, but thats the bottom so you get the crystals"

if none of the above work or the product in question is in SUCH bad shape, he'll use his ace! "its stony" it could be the midiest mid regular domesticated CRAP, but all of sudden its stony. the term stony is like insurance for any kind of bs. he says stony like no matter how bad things seem, you WILL get a head change lol. 'green bud' is another one. it is such a loose term that its up for all kinds of debate. i always get a kick out of 'purple' or 'tainwreck' that looks and smells nothing like it. i dont know how some people can sell such dry weed. its like getting sloppy thirds. you grab a bud and it disintegrates into a pile of dust and then the wind blows it away

is is green?
of course
yeah but you know is this some green shit?
dude its GREEN BUD! trust me bro its stony!

i always get a kick out of 'purple' or 'tainwreck' that looks and smells nothing like it. i dont know how some people can sell such dry weed. its like getting sloppy thirds. you grab a bud and it disintegrates into a pile of dust and then the wind blows it away.

well, if it's stony i'll take an 1/8th. >_>

lol i know what u mean its liek when u travel 15-30 miles to pick up a big bit of so called "banging-skunk" then when u actualy get there it changes from "banging-skunk" to being called "yeah its good man not the best but its good"


yeah so why ddint u fucking say that before i left,? u thin im magically gonna forget you said banging skunk before i left and drove 25 miles but now im here and on the spot you say its not that great..................what did u somehow think that the weed would get better over the period of me getting there?

lol i fuckign hate it when people do that cos at that point your like "ah fuck it gimme the shit ill sell it" lol my brother in law did that to me once i musta banged on to him for about an hour about what a lying waste man he is. and i did draw it down to did u think the weed would get better by the time i got here? .....no answer so i got £300 knocked off the total of a 9bar...not bad the weed wasnt THAT bad id smoke it happy but wasnt as good as he made out.


i mean what do these idiots think were not gonna look at the weed before we buy it? were just gonna go on what they say hahahahahaha

Haha. It's even worse/funnier when people talk up some brick weed. I remember this one time I drove around with a friend and her boyfriend who I met for the first time going to get some weed. I forgot how much he was buying from the guy but I think it was either half ounce or ounce but when we got there the weed was totally not worth the cash. The girl was the one that did the transaction and when he saw what he was getting he told her to go give the stuff back and get his money. She was hesitant but did and he proceeded to call another dealer and when the girl entered the car with the original dealer he had to be on the phone talking to another hook up for a good 5 minutes before even speaking to the original dealer who I guess came to the car to haggle. After he got off the phone he told the guy straight up that his stuff wasn't worth the money and he already set up another deal(which the original dealer sat listening to the deal being made the whole time). The dealer just backed off and could tell he felt like a fool for even getting in the car in the first place. One of the funniest awkward moments buying weed. Lesson learned, "Not everyone will take a dealers bullshit. Especially when they can get it from some else."