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come on time for the funniest things that have happened to you will doin the wild thang.
I was having sex with my lady and she was drunk as fuck. She decided to throw up on my hand before I could 'close the deal'. Needless to say, the deal wasn't closed that night.
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I was having sex with my lady and she was drunk as fuck. She decided to throw up on my hand before I could 'close the deal'. Needless to say, the deal wasn't closed that night.
Once, when I was a teenager, my bf and I decided to have sex in his backyard after school. No one was home, we figured we could get away with it. Everything was going well for a while....until his little brother rode by us on his bike yelling, "I know what you guys are doing! I'm telling mom and dad!"
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Originally Posted by maryjanemama
LMFAO
bummer
later
Hey.. maryjane.. I rode by too.... nice bum...