I am strong
I am smart
get near me
and I will fart
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I am strong
I am smart
get near me
and I will fart
You may be strong
You may be smart.
But fart near me and
You'll stop my heart.
I see your strong
now prove your smart
one of your farts
will make me barf
Enjoy!
Here is an air gift
Enjoy!
...
Muscle man from muscle beach?
That kind of bod's not in your reach!
Your protein intake isn't enough
To make you even SLIGHTLY buff.
I know that you're a vegan nut,
So you must stick 'roids into your butt!