LETS GET PARANOID: Busted stories

Hey,
everyone just tell a story bout how u got caught/"Busted" by the cops, parents, whoever.., if you have one(lucky bastards if you dont). Then tell what the punishment was. Here's mine;

when i was 15 i went to an old friend's house to jst chill and get blazed as hell. B4 i went i got an eighth of nuggs and i made this crazy little bowl bc i ddnt have my own at the time. I get to my friend's house and there are 2 more ppl there i ddnt kno. so the night goes by with a buncha funny shit and on of the other guys asks me if i want to sell him my pipe for like 15$. I was suprized bc i carved it the day before in like 20 minutes and the kid was funny as shit, so i said sure...

the next day i go back to my house and think everything's cool. Aweek after that i get home from school and my mom calls me from her office. This is how the converstion went.

Me: hey
mom: DID YOU TAKE POT TO ZACH"S(My friend's) HOUSE?!?
me: NO, what??? What r u talkin bout?? (i try to act innocent)
mom: well a kid got caught with a pipe and weed and he said he got it from you! the police called me at my office and told me to take care of it!!!
Me:MOM, thats BULL SHIT!
mom: lets jst see what dad has to say when i get home.(click)

Now i know i ddnt sell that kid weed and thats prolly the reason they called bc i doubt they would call bc of a pipe. Anyway, i told my parents i took a pipe but ddnt even take weed. i had to wait an extra three months to get my drivers permit and i lost their trust for a while. Im not gonna hesitate kickin that kid's ass if i ever see him again.

Thats my "busted story"

that kid is a complete faggot.

you should kick his ass

that sucks, i hate rats.. its like okay if ur gonna go down that sucks for u, but dont bring other people down with you.

i've come very close to getting caught by the police, but never have. my parents caught me with cocaine about 4 months ago.. im kind of happy they did though because i got help and now ive off it. they found out because i was doing it in school and never showed up to class. i was deep into it and the drug/alcohol abuse counsler found out and they called in my mom and told her that i have to be put in rehab.

i wasnt allowed out of the house for awhile... and in result of that i started using more cocaine because they kept me in the house all the time so i just did it all in my room by myself but i got help and have been clean for a month or so..

when they caught me with weed, my dad smelled it in my car and i told him im never gonna stop smoking. they dont care much about the pot smoking

i got caught with alcohol in 8th grade. i got expelled for drinking during school.. my parents were pretty pissed about that since it was their booze i was drinking. as i grew up they didnt care about the drinking, when i turned 15 they started paying me to make them drinks.. damn alcoholics lol

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Originally Posted by bONgRiPs

when i turned 15 they started paying me to make them drinks.. damn alcoholics lol

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LOL, my parents are way. not alcoholics but are definetly in love with it.

recently i got caught by th police... i'm in court in march! i got nicked on th street lookin' suspicious an' i had an oz of purple haze an nice skunk bagged up... they arrested me an took me to th station, then raided my house (well my mums house as im only 17) an' found a quater of a kilo of skunk, a few ounces or hash, 2 ounces of purple haze, my scales, my bags, tick lists etc.! Sadly the piloce were corrupt fuckers an' they stole most of my cash an' only sent £240 in as evidence... i take it this years policeman's ball is b'n paid 4 at my expense! My parents knew what i was doin an' have b'n really supportive helpin me get bk on my feet... i aint had a joint since i got done either which was like 10 dayz ago... when u'v bin smokin an 8th a day 4 7 months th withdrawl symptoms r a fuckin' nightmare lol... ahhh well i'm sure il bounce back an because its my 1st offence an' cannabis has bin declassified 2 a calss C drug over here in England i'l probly get away with community service... jus stressin over all these lil pricks who owe me money! i cant even fuck them up with it b'n so close 2 th court case lol

My worst story.... I was way drunk and I had the munchies. I got a supposedly sober friend to drive me to Jack in the Box and we ate. On the way back, a cop car was coming toward us on the other side of the road. The kid turns off the headlights and speeds away...and of course the cops come after us and pull us over. I got an MIP. X_X

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Originally Posted by UserName AlphaNiner

My worst story.... I was way drunk and I had the munchies. I got a supposedly sober friend to drive me to Jack in the Box and we ate. On the way back, a cop car was coming toward us on the other side of the road. The kid turns off the headlights and speeds away...and of course the cops come after us and pull us over. I got an MIP. X_X

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wow what an idiot.

i was in NY on vacation and i was drunk and high, i had to pee REAL BAD so i peed in the snow "i love pot"....the snow didnt melt and next day my rents found it..lol...

LMAO

Damn pee,thats hilarious,lmao!