How were you created?

How

well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they do something called sexual intercourse. then the sperm fertilizes the egg and a babby starts growin

roughly 9 months later the babby is born

well thats how i came to be i dont know about you

Well see first. God was nice enough to give our ancestors life. Which passed on to us.

Well who created you mommy and daddy and theirs etc

Search deeper, I wouldn't just blow off your creation as a joke

People are voting other and not explaining... Tisk tisk :)

My daddy and my momma kinda did a dirty dance.
Inbetween the sheets, with shaving cream, in paris france.
Daddy got the lube then momma got the tube;
nine months later I'm sucking milk from momma's boob

Let me tell you bout the birds and the bee's and flowers and the trees . . .

when your mum and dad know each other for long enough you start to happen and then you come alive and then you see like because you are you

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Well who created you mommy and daddy and theirs etc

Search deeper, I wouldn't just blow off your creation as a joke

People are voting other and not explaining... Tisk tisk :)

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I beleive in creation, Reefer. What's your stance? Sorry bout my tasteless rhyme, bro. I just felt a little condescension coming from the OP. If I'm wrong I appologize.

Junk

Let see... My dad spit some game to my mon and them he hit it. Then cam me.

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Originally Posted by JunkYard

I beleive in creation, Reefer. What's your stance? Sorry bout my tasteless rhyme, bro. I just felt a little condescension coming from the OP. If I'm wrong I appologize.

Junk

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How is my post condescending when i put 'how'

My stance is i was created by God.

Make all the sexual intercourse jokes you want, it doesn't offend me, it simply reflects on your maturity to actually think about an issue instead of simply joking it aside, deflecting your thoughs with humour.

I used to be agnostic but now i truly believe i was not just thrown into existence. Ganja is the key to a new understanding of the self, the universe and Jah.

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

How is my post condescending when i put 'how'

My stance is i was created by God.

Make all the sexual intercourse jokes you want, it doesn't offend me, it simply reflects on your maturity to actually think about an issue instead of simply joking it aside, deflecting your thoughs with humour.

I used to be agnostic but now i truly believe i was not just thrown into existence. Ganja is the key to a new understanding of the self, the universe and Jah.

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I simply assumed, reefer. Most posts like this are antagonistic towards the creation theory, so I deflected with a crude joke. My appologies, bro. (Again)

I try to avoid arguments as they serve no real purpose, man. I'm happy that you have found your spiritual side, but my maturity is what it is. No one is perfect brother.

All joking aside, I believe that God created all things.


Junk