Err...dunno?

Hi everyone!


I haven't been about for a while, and this is due to the fact that I am slowly slipping into the realms of poverty and depression.
I just smashed my mobile phone up because I was annoyed at the bank-robot-telephone-thingy telling me that I have no money.
I have no job either, because work has been so lax lately, that I can no longer afford to put petrol in my car...and besides that, it has no MOT...and the cam-belt is in imminent danger of snapping (Ford's after-sales policy).
I shouldn't have thrown the phone at the wall, I spose...but hey, stress relief is sometimes costly..never mind, it was only a crappy Nokia 5210 (so much for the 'robust shock absorbent cover')...
I've also done something to my back, and find it impossible to find a comfortable position to lie in/sit in/stand in...which is why I am still up at 3:30am.
I'm quite a sight to watch hahaha

Anyways, the ISP has reconnected me (for the time being), but I guess it will be a short-lived thing...at least until the end of this month, I guess...

So...how's eveyone else?

hey resinate, sorry to hear about your back man. fords suck anyway. i`ll probably catch hell for that from someone but, i`m talking to you not them. phones suck too. unless you need one. lol. i`m o.k. don`t worry about work. it will drive you insane. peace.

chin up

Yeah, phones suck lol
Especially when you get a call from your ex-wife telling you that your son isn't doing as he's told - she wanted me to talk to him and tell him off..cuh! Stupid woman!
Or, you get a call from your parents trying to give you a pep-talk about how you've got to 'get out there and find a job and stop sitting on your ass feeling sorry for yourself' - this is true, of course, but how many times has a person got to re-invent themselves and 'pick themselves up'?
I've lost count, and quite frankly I'm tired of doing it...what's the point?
Everytime I think I've got myself sorted out, something comes along and slaps me back on my ass again.....and again.....and again...*yawns*

Then you try and watch a bit of TV....
Is everyone on this planet thick as shit?
Can they not see what this world has become?
Do they not realise all the bull-shit that is thrown about by those in power?
Terrorism?
Bollocks more like!

The only reason I don't smash the TV up is because I need it for the PS2!

Is everybody's house painted in neutral colours?
Are we really interested in watching dumb-ass people try to relocate to Spain, to set up a bar, when they clearly have absolutely no idea what-so-ever about what is involved in such a thing?
Why are antiques such a hot-bed of excitement?
We watch as people get their junk valued by some toffee-nosed, hoity-toity dip-shit, who spouts off a load of uninteresting bollocks about the history of a thimble, then look at the thinly disguised disappointment of the vendor, as he's told it is worth thrupence-ha'penny...."I bought it in a car-boot sale for £200!"

Then there's the news!
Mass-hysteria, propogated by government owned organisations (BBC), that claim to give unbiased coverage...yeah,,,,righto

We got reality TV shows coming out of our ears - boring crap!
Who wants to watch the pre-edited antics of a few washed up 'celebrities' bitching eachother up?
If they aint in a stupid pre-fab house in London, then they're in a jungle, eating bugs and shit!

Or, there is the option of mind-numbing soap operas...:rolleyes:
Farmhands shagging eachothers wives, or barrow-boys grimacing at their neighbours and threatening to beat them up, or Northeners spending 85% of everyday in the pub supping ale.....

And everything is sponsored by STERIDENT - that's a false teeth cleaner...
"DENTISTRY IN THE SHETLANDS....sponsored by STERIDENT, the No.1 false teeth cleaner"
:rolleyes:

And then, you'll invariably get a chance to win £1000 in cash!
All you have to do is answer this simple question:
If your house was on fire, who would you call?
A - the speaking clock
B - British Rail Timetable Enquiries
C - A fireman

Then, if you're really lucky, they'll give you a little clue....
CLUE: you might rearrange the words "man", and "fire", to get the right answer....

It's at times like this that I'm glad I don't have a shot-gun to hand...I wouldn't be able to decide whether to shoot the TV, or myself!

Then there's the Council....
They've decided, in their infinite wisdom, to only collect the rubbish (trash) once a fortnight now!
Why?
We'll be getting a council tax rebate then, will we?............will we my arse!
I pay nearly £1000 a year to the council, so that they can keep my locality in good condition....
Which, apart from having to walk past overflowing wheelie-bins, look at obscene graffiti, put up with a crumbling health service, an inadequate and mis-managed education system, an almost non-existent public transport service, and crappy roads and pathways...they do...sort of :confused:

And don't even mention the Police...
Whilst old folk are mugged, women are raped, children are molested and abused...the Police can hold their head up high and say "Ah yes...but, we've caught a bloke for driving at 5mph OVER that speed limit today...we had to sit for nearly 4hours, behind a bush, but eventually..we got him!"

Cool.

Well done.
I feel sooo much better now that I know that that awful driver is no longer terrorising that stretch of ridiculously wide, empty, straight road.....

BTW....cos I'm so broke, I haven't had a roll-up since this afternoon, so I may seem a little ...errr....what's the word?.....tense...I've already checked the ashtray (I've got the ashy lips to prove it!)...

Apart from that, everything is fine....

really

damn res, how much do those think-tanks pay? look in to it. don`t sign a life long contract though.

I dunno...

That would be cool, wouldn't it!
Working at a think-tank....:rolleyes:......

"Hey Res, whatcha thinking about, dude?"
"I was wondering how I could recoup my loses from the recent purchase of this thimble...."

Yeah...cool...I wonder how they work.....

"Ok people, yesterday we had to think about how to get this square peg into this round hole. Well done Smithers, for coming up with the idea of using a jack-hammer."
*applause*
"Today, we have a much more important thing to think about....can anyone guess?"
*everyone starts thinking and scribbling on note-pads*

<time passes to the next day>

"Ok everyone, yesterday I asked you all to think about what it was we might have had to think about today, only I asked you yesterday, which makes it tomorrow, if we are in the timeframe of yesterday, which would have been today, but is now yesterday, or tomorrow, today, yesterday....what?....Yesterday was today, but is now yesterday because we are in tomorrow, if we are viewing today from yesterday, making tomorrow today, and today yesterday...did anyone guess?"
*silence*
Res puts hand up
"Are we supposed to think about something that is worth thinking about, or are we just wasting our goddamn time?"
"An intersting point, Res..I'll have to think about it...."

sorry i asked.

shit res sounds like you got it hard :(
i truly hope things start lookin up for you soon.
lmfao at

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Is everybody's house painted in neutral colours?

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Farmhands shagging eachothers wives, or barrow-boys grimacing at their neighbours and threatening to beat them up

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and everything you wrote afta that....lol
LMFAO sooo true
Tv really does suck

i noticed u hadnt been on for a while...a few people havent like hhj and....thats all i can think of at the mo... y havent u been on??

Hey res i thought there was sumtimg missing on these boards! sry to hear ya living in the downs atm,,,if its any help i can send you a new phone? lol
Well ill be toking this j to you m8

Peace....dont worry,,,be HAPPY!!...?