Dialog of two stoned friends, and one sober one

Me, my friend anthony, and potato ( the sober one cuz his mom drug tests him, but he would blaze if he could) blzed in anthonys attick the other day. i bought $60 worth and ahd two blunts, i rolled one, anthony rolled one, sean watched in envy and awe as we toked up. But tis fun being around potato high because he fucks with you on purpous. Well as anthony knows, when i smoke i become very forgetful, and always lose my lighter, weed,bowl, or sometinhg, and its ussualy in my pocket. Well i started to get aggrivated looking for my lighter, potato was making a light bulb vaporizer, and i couldnt get him to help. i looked for like 5 minutes, whihc felt like a half hour. Then i said to anthony...
" dude, i cant find, my, ummm,uhh,my lighter "
" check your pockets john"
" its not in their man, c'mon help me look for that blunt"
" you jsut said your looking for your lighter, not a blunt"
"what? oh, just help me look."
antoher minute later, i relize that i was sitting in a seat, and was too stoned to think that i probly left it sitting next to the chair, and of coarse it was their. stupid storey but its jsut a typical session.
then afterwards ant brought his ps2 up in the attick and we watched him play GTA.