URGENT! Test Tomorrow!

Hey Guys,

I got a great job in teaching recently, and went for my first day of Orientation today. Everyone I know who works for this school district has never been tested. So I was pretty shocked when they went over tomorrow's schedule-In Service, Lunch, DRUG SCREENING!!!!, blah blah blah (I stopped paying attention and started panicking at this point.)

I went out and got the Number 1 Fake Urine Bag with tube.
Some questions I have:

It's a school district. Will they definitely use a urine test? Or could it be hair/saliva?

Will anyone be watching me pee? I assume since it's not a LE test (I'm innocent, not guilty), I will have some privacy. Am I correct?

As long as I just bought it and use it tomorrow, will it pan out? Will it test as human urine?

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME PEACE OF MIND.
Happy Toking

Andy

Depending on the school district, it could be any sort of test. Some of the districts here where I live use hair testing, and some use urine. I don't know of any that use blood or saliva testing. On the ones that take urine tests, no one watches you urinate. No one here has any way of knowing what type of test you will face or predicting the future for you. I'm surprised you didn't think about this before applying for and entering that professional field. Here in Texas where I live, they routinely randomly test teachers for drugs even after the initial drug screens. And the ones that don't pass don't keep their jobs.

There in Texas where you live (aside from Austin) they don't take your rights as seriously as they do here in the Northeast (maybe with the exception of your right to own multiple fire arms.)
As I said, I know many many people who work for this district, and none of them have been tested. In fact, I worked for the district myself in another capacity for about two years, and testing was never an issue.

I'll keep you posted on my results. Say a prayer for me guys!