"Damnit, where'd I just put my bowl?"

lol other day I was smoking my pipe and I put it down for a second, turned around and couldn't figure out where I had just put it. So I am flipping out about there aint shit in this room how can I not be able to find the damn thing, did I do something stupid like open up a drawer and place the bowl inside some clothes. After about 5 minutes of walking in circles I realize.. ohh there it is, right there in plain sight... then I think back, damn I have done the same shit over the years many times, wonder if other stoners do this shit lol
edit: done it with bags too many times

Yep, do it all the time.

I actually have child-like fits of rage from losing my keys/weed/cellphone/housephone/wallet on a daily basis.

I just found my Conan the Barbarian DVD that I lost a few months ago while spring cleaning.....it was inside a container of blank dvd discs on the spool. And I called my X-Wife to ask that skank if I had put it in my son's DVD's when he was here last, and nobody ever wants to do that........

LOL, I sound like such a loser. This post amuses me......Its funny cuz its all true. Damn. Where did my life go? Thanks for depressing me guys.............:wtf:

hahaha ^your posts are cracking me up this morning

Yea, it happens to me rarely but I sometimes feel like an old person ><

The worst time was

"Where are my glasses?" *friends look at me funny*

"Oh, I'm wearing them..."

><''

I think my biggest stoner moment was when i pulled a book off the book shelf and there was a baggy with abut a half O in it sitting there... NO IDEA WHEN I LOST THAT SHIT.. was soo happy cuz I was out of herb at the time

OMG you have them too. Weed Gnomes are becoming widely spread. The are about 5 inches tall, they are usually spotted wearing a green pointy hat and matching out fit. They also wear little green slippers with a marijuana leaf attached to the pointy end. They are on the chubby side because they live off the crumbs you drop while munching out after a toking session.

The usually come out right after you smoke because they know thats when you are most vulnerable. They wait until you put something down, grab it when your not looking, and then watch you in amusement as you search endlessly for it. Just about when your about to give up, they magically make it appear in the same spot you left it. Its entertainment for them. Oh and if you catch one of them they become your garden gnome. They will tend to your magic plants. All you have to do is feed and water them. They even provide the fertilizer.

yeah ive lost bowls before and later found it, but i have never and will never lose my reefer thats a big no no

lol i do that all the time

I do that at least every other day so I feel your pain lol