How To Impress The Opposite Sex!

- How to IMPRESS a WOMAN -

Compliment her,


respect her,


honor her,


cuddle her,


kiss her,


caress her,


love her,


stroke her,


tease her,


comfort her,


protect her,


hug her,


hold her,


spend money on her,


wine and dine her,


buy things for her,


listen to her,


care for her,


stand by her,


support her,


hold her,


go to the ends of the Earth for her.



- How to IMPRESS a MAN -


Show up naked. Bring beer. :D

no no no you have it all wrong, show up naked with a huge blunt

hahahaha

lol good stuff

lmfao its crazy how true that is lulu :p

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Originally Posted by Lulu

- How to IMPRESS a MAN -


Show up naked. Bring beer.[/B] :D

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AND pot

Pfft. That's some god damn effort! I think I'll stick to my arbitrary ass-swatting and obscene gestures, thank you very much.

After all, it works for construction workers.

For a woman to impress me.....she would have to piss on a bon fire :D

Peace

lol just wait until you're around a lot of guys and say something about cars or football or how you're really really drunk ;)

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Originally Posted by Dreadmantic

lol just wait until you're around a lot of guys and say something about cars or football or how you're really really drunk ;)

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hahaha that works i guess..except i think the football and car terminology would confuse me but i can understand that winky face!! ;)