Safest method for week timeline?

Hey everyone, good to be back. Though I wish it was for more relaxed and mind blowing reason.

Yup, drug test comin' up for a job that i NEED to get myself out of this 20 year rut.

Anyway, I'd been clean for months and months up until a couple weeks ago. Within 2-2.5 weeks, I've probably indulged say 10 times spread quite evenly throughout that period. My last smoke was yesterday. How fast laughter turns to tears when you wake up to an interview call and your still a little high...

Anyway, my interview is in a week exactly, Monday the 13th. I'm looking for a method to clean myself of those friendly but deviate toxins with a week to do so.

I'm willing to go out there and buy the needed supplies, I already have that Vitamin B, turning my dick into a damned highlighter.

I guess I'm looking for a daily routine or something that will allow me to be safely clean within a week, preferrably without having to dilute the specimen. Also, I'm not 100% sure the test will be the same day of the interview, but its safe for me to play this like it is.

5'11'' - 140lbs - .. single.. ;)
Thanks alot! :hippy:

bump, set, spike!

Sub with Quick Fix or some know clean piss. It's your best bet.

None of the detoxes are shown to work.Get some quickfix or get some test strips and test yourself to see if you piss clean before the drug test.But quick fix is the only thing close to 100%.

Do your self a favor and get some Synthetic Urine. I have used these before and they worked for me (Donâ??t tell me boss). You can google Synthetic Urine and there a lot of sited to choose from and you can get next day shipping on most if not all of them.

Good luck

i heard if u drink a lot of cranberry juice that works 2

what you should do is use your b vitamin pills the last 3 days, as all that does is color your piss yellow. and up until your test drink lots of water and iced tea or coffee or rockstar or something with caffeine in it, usually tea works best cause it has no carbs or anything, so you don't have the full stomach you would with rockstar or energy drinks, so you can drink more caffeiene and more liquid. then before your test just take bunches of vitamin b.

My recommendation would be to get some Quick Fix. Keep it under your scrotum (with the heat pad). Plan on subbing with that. Also, get a detox drink from the same place you ordered the Quick Fix. They work sometimes if you follow the directions perfectly. I know from experience that they've worked with coworkers who have smoked up until 2 days before. You just have to hit it inside the "window". Anyway, plan on subbing with the Quick Fix, but if circumstances don't allow that, you just piss and hope the detox drink works. I don't see why the you wouldn't be able to sub with the Quick Fix. If the person is standing outside of the stall listening, you can piss into the toilet a litte and then stop your piss and squirt the Quick Fix into the cup so they think you're pissing into it. Before you get to the end of the Quick Fix bottle (which makes noise at the end), stop squirting the Quick Fix. Proceed to piss inside the toilet to cover up the sound of squirting the rest of the Quick Fix into the cup and try to put the Quick Fix container back into your underwear while you're still pissing. The key to that is practice. You should start practicing now, and do it every time you piss.

Another thing you could do is drink a shitload of water so your piss is completely clear and plan on having a "too diluted" result...simply to buy yourself more time. ("sorry nurse, I drank a lot of water to ensure I'd be able to use the bathroom") Although they might fail you for that anyway. Don't know.

thanks a lot for the info everyone,

i think my plan is to buy an at home test, try it out sunday, (day before interview) and if i fail that, ill snag some quick fix, (local head shop carries the brand called "Urine Luck")

are those subs reliable and legit as far as what they test for? because id think being caught with fake urine is worse than any diluted sample.

ive taken a test at the hospital before, i go in a bathroom alone. i dont know that the nurse stands outside the bathroom with her ear to the door, but i dont think it'll be problem to sneak in a quick fixer upper.

anyway, thanks for the input everyone! i really appreciate it and feel more confident about passing this test.