Just when you thought the American legal system couldn't be an even bigger joke...

8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases | ABA Journal - Law News Now

where do they come up with this shit... i mean is there a board meeting?

"well what are we gonna do today?"
"i dunno... what do you think is the most ridiculous thing we could do?"
"hmm..... we could ban chewing gum!"
"no no, that's already beend one, old news, more ridiculous"
"mmm.... we could legalize marijuana!"
~gun shot~
"ok now that, that pot head fucker is dead... come on fella's... brainstorm"
"we could ban rock music..."
"no, that would never work, great idea tho!"
"i got it! lets charge prisoners for masturbation!"
"wow! what a great idea! lets do this immediately, i want to be in the morning paper tomorrow!"

hahah what a bunch of shit better to maserbate then rape each other.

I'm sure Bubba will be happy.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

where do they come up with this shit... i mean is there a board meeting?

"well what are we gonna do today?"
"i dunno... what do you think is the most ridiculous thing we could do?"
"hmm..... we could ban chewing gum!"
"no no, that's already beend one, old news, more ridiculous"
"mmm.... we could legalize marijuana!"
~gun shot~
"ok now that, that pot head fucker is dead... come on fella's... brainstorm"
"we could ban rock music..."
"no, that would never work, great idea tho!"
"i got it! lets charge prisoners for masturbation!"
"wow! what a great idea! lets do this immediately, i want to be in the morning paper tomorrow!"

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Tomorrow's Headline: Prisoners charged with taking a shit.

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Heh :thumbsup: