BEST WEEKEND EVER!

This weekend was awesome, i went to a hotel with 4 of my mates and we all had 1 non-smoking room, well we had lots of super-fine-nice-dankness. well, we meet up with some girls, we make the bathtub fill with the hottest water and we shut the door, so there were 7 ppl in a small bathroom filled with insane amounts of steam...so wat was left to do???? haha, :D thats rite, we pull out the dank and all 7 of us start takin care of business , it was a mess but it was so much fun. we couldnt even see an inch in front of us b/c of how much smoke and steam there was, the alarm started goin off but then it stopped and that was hilarious. it was really the perfect nite. well, the next morning my friends went down to breakfast and when they did that i pissed in the coffeemaker and they drank the coffee and i was laughin so hard and they had no idea wat was up, they just thought i was still baked or somthing :p . but this weekend was so much fun and it was the best relaxing time i had in awhile, anyone else have as much fun as i did?

Yeah man I smoked like 6 bowls of hairy dankness and it felt like I was falling and shit while I was sitting there wide awake.

I made a new homemade water bong thats about 3 feet high and im even higher. but yeah crazy weekend.

I just got home from work (I get off at 3 am). And I'm smoking bowls right now. My job makes my weekends much fun! Tonight I got to lick whipped cream off of one of the strippers nipples (if any one doesn't know, I work as a doorman at a strip club... yes, I LOVE my job). She has pierced nips and she is crazyhot. Her and I have smoked MANY bowls together.


And at the end of the night SHE HAD TO TIP ME OUT! I got paid by her for licking whipped cream off her nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


life is fuckin' good.

sounds like fun-- but you shouldn't piss in your friends coffee

wouldn't even think about it bro. the whole pissing in a cup thing would give me cruel flashbacks of submitting UAs for the man.


unless it's decaf, then it deserves to be pissed in. but not by me. and not if it was my friends. but I don't think I have any friends that drink decaf. it seems kind of shallow.

lmfao to pissing in friends coffee. lol

KennibasCranuim, u r one lucky bastard :P

later

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Originally Posted by ilovelife

This weekend was awesome, i went to a hotel with 4 of my mates and we all had 1 non-smoking room, well we had lots of super-fine-nice-dankness. well, we meet up with some girls, we make the bathtub fill with the hottest water and we shut the door, so there were 7 ppl in a small bathroom filled with insane amounts of steam...so wat was left to do???? haha, :D thats rite, we pull out the dank and all 7 of us start takin care of business , it was a mess but it was so much fun. we couldnt even see an inch in front of us b/c of how much smoke and steam there was, the alarm started goin off but then it stopped and that was hilarious. it was really the perfect nite. well, the next morning my friends went down to breakfast and when they did that i pissed in the coffeemaker and they drank the coffee and i was laughin so hard and they had no idea wat was up, they just thought i was still baked or somthing :p . but this weekend was so much fun and it was the best relaxing time i had in awhile, anyone else have as much fun as i did?

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Good times indeed.