Awsome time in france

This is a long story, so bear with me...and may be inappropriate to some.

Alright, so me, my brother, 4 girls, and two other guys where all over in France. Jouen le pain [sp?] to be exact. So, it was about 9, so we went out and bought a handle of Jack Daniels and some cigares [villagers]. I already had bought some weed.

So we went back to the hotel, and everybody came to me and the other guy's room, and I rolled up a nice 3g blunt [I'm just estimating here]. We went out on the the balcony, all 8 of us, and had just lit up the blunt and poured some glasses of JD, when my bro somehow locked us out, leaving all 8 of us stranded, 2 stories up, with no way of getting back into the hotel room, and a bag of weed and a blunt sitting on the table. Our intitial reaction was to sort of freak out and get pissed at my brother. After about a minute of that, he said, "alright, I got us into this, I'll get us out." He lowers him self off the balcony as far as he can, then drops to the ground, goes into the lobby, and tells them that the other guy in his hotel locked himself on the balcony, and he needs to get into the hotelroom to let him back inside. The guy at the desk was cool with it, and unlocked the hotel door for him, and the problem was solved.

About 30 mintues later, the blunt was gone, I had had about 7 shots worth of JD, so I had a good buzz going. [It takes a lot to get me drunk. After six, I can't walk strait, but I don't act like a retard]. Oh, and I was pretty damn high. [The blunt was shared between 5 people, because my brother and two other people there didn't smoke]

So maybe 30 minutes later, I was just lying on my tiny french bed, chilling out, about ready to go to bed, and everybody except these two really hot girls had left. Suddenly, I hear, "Kiss him". So I was thinking, "Damn, sort of wierd...but ok!" So, they both proceed to kiss me, just pecks on the lips, sort of lying half on top of me and half next to me. So I open my eyes, and one of them [G1 we'll call her] suddenly gets closer, and just starts making out with me. Then the other one [G2], calls her a whore, pushes her off, and starts making out with me. This goes on for a while, switching off between the two, when suddenly, they stop, whisper for a while, then both come in at the same time. I was thinking, "Holy shit, no fucking way". So now I'm hooking up with two girls at the same time, and I had the biggest hard on I've ever had. G1 suddenly pulls down my boxers and starts giving me a hand job. [BTW, all the lights are on, and my friend is in the bed next to me laughing his ass off and making comments about my penis...] So this goes on for a while, I come, and they suddenly stop, say they're tired, hang around for a while, then just leave. I wanted more, but hey, two girls at the same time? C'mon.

So it turned out to be a pretty fucking awsome night.

You sir, are a very lucky man. BTW are the French really irritated by Americans? Can you speak French? Was the weed from France or did you bring it with you?

People say that the French don't like the Americans, and while not completly true, it does seem like they look down on Americans, metephorically speaking. [Literally, they look up to us - they're not too tall] And yeah, I can speak French. The weed I bought in France - it's too risky bringing weed on an international flight.