analyzing 'illiterate' phrases....

we'll c'mon.. i can't be the only one that's sat there and thought

(i instantly forgot mine while doing this but i'm sure i'll remember later)

but i can quote a comedian, george carling...

'near mis....' when two planes almost hit it's called a near miss.... it's a near HIT! a collision is a near miss! "look! they almost missed!"

lets start analyzing them... they usually keep me up at night... adn i alwasy wonder how the hell they came about....

when on commercials they say "why don't you give us a call"

which basically says...

why do not you give us a call

everytime i hear it it makes me get annoyed because it is such a horrible improper sentance.

anything that stays open after midnight and says they're open late... you're not open late your open early thats the start of the next day