Most hated Canadian Jokes

I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

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if weed is 20 a g and u cant buy more then 2 ur obviously getting ripped off

as for the jokes... they suck

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Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang

I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

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I can see why they don't like the joke, the joke isn't funny. And it's not because it's offensive ("Gasp, he making fun of the way we speak, eh?), it's because it' has nothing to it.

taking out the "i" from the beginning and adding an "eh" to the end doesn't make something funny. if it was called the aPhone or an aPod, you'd have something.

wanna know a funny joke along the same lines?

Q: How did Canada chose the name of their country?
A: So it would be easy to spell. C eh N eh D eh.

Is it newbie or newfie?

See what I mean? Two Canadians hate this joke already, and yet they do understand it, go figure...

A Canadian, an American and a French Canadian go into a bar...

How can you tell which is which?

The Canadian wants a Molson...
The American wants a Budweiser...
The French Canadian wants a separate check...
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Originally Posted by Another Ying Yang

Is it newbie or newfie?

See what I mean? Two Canadians hate this joke already, and yet they do understand it, go figure...

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Proving your point... what is your point? That Canadians hate the joke? Do people like that joke where your from?

So what's supposed to be funny about the joke? i don't know why it's supposed to be funny, other than the fact that we say "eh" a lot.

It's like if I were to make fun of new yorkers for saying "huh" a lot, I'd try to do it in a better way than just taking the i from the front and replacing it with a huh at the end.

So I guess i really don't understand the joke :P

And I also don't understand the Bar joke, as i don't know any french canadian stereotypes, other than they speak french and some want to separate from canada and keep our money.

Here's my favourite Canadian joke....


Q: Whats the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra???

A: A bra has 2 cups

It's not, it's about 10 bucks for a gram for really decent shit, I get mine for 1/2s for 90.

Whats the best thing to come out of Quebec?????????????





An empty bus.

Yea I get AAA for 10 a gram and 90 a half and 170 a oz. for AAA delivered to my coutch

i live in sk, 160-180 a zip of the best

Toronto has a bit of a markup comp[ared to the surrounding areas. But you can can true original BlueBerry right to your door. 200 oz

Or you can snag a OZ for 170-180 from a buddy. but it wont touch true blueberry.

kd