Just for fun, Try this!

Pick the month you were born on

1----I sucked
2----I blew
3----I fucked
4----I ate out
5----I jerked off
6----I fingured
7----I licked
8----I hooked up with
9----I cuddled with
10---I slept with
11---I molested
12---I shot

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------a dog
02------a homosexual
03------an easter egg
04------a cat
05------a horse
06------a toothbrush
07------a donkey
08------a prostitute
09------a blind man
10------an arab
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------your mom
14------a lesbian
15------a drug dealer
16------a jew
17------The Trojan Man
18------a cow
19------your mom
20------an orange
21------a bag of weed
22------an overweight Asian woman
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------Santa Claus
27------a homeless guy
28------a black pornostar
29------a Mexican
30------a bottle of vodka
31------a condom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- Because Im a bitch
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I have amazing boobs
Red-----Because Im mentally ill
Blue----Because Im a loser
Green----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----Because I was wasted
Orange-----because i smoke crack
Polka Dot-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I have double d's

I figured a bag of weed b/c im gay??
lol did you think of this?

I slept with a lesbian because I smoke crack apparently...lol:D

i fingured a cow because i have double ds, why is there polka dot but not like brown

I shot Santa Claus because I was wasted. I did!

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Originally Posted by Oh My High

I shot Santa Claus because I was wasted. I did!

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That's a good one...lol:D

I shot a whore because I have a giant penis. Whoa how did it know??

I slept with a botle of vodka because im a loser :(.

Dont worry CC, your not the only one..


I ate out a cow because I hate my life.

I fucked an overweight Asian woman Because I'm mentally ill.


tehehe.