Please Help Me NOW

yea so. im only like 14 but im trying to keep my growing on the low from my parents. and im trying to find a way that is extremely cheap to grow my stuff. what i did was i took some seeds that i found with some weed and put it in jar with some mircle-gro. and then i put in under and 40 watt light bulb with 800 sumthing lumens (i dont understand any of that stuff).so it sprouted and its been like 5 days and the plant is all like falling over. i have a fan blowing on it but thats not making the stem strong. can anyone help me on this?

Sure, I'll help you:
I'll help you NOT disrespect the people who house and feed you.
Take that poor seedling out from under the incandescent bulb that is not helping it at all. Put it's sorry ass outside in the sunlight (too late for outoors this year anyway, but oh well). And study hard so you can get a good job and afford your own place in a few years when you move out of your PARENTS' house.

I totally agree with stinkyattic. Unless you have permission from the owners of the house (in this case your parents), you should never grow there.

Besides, it's no wonder your plant has fallen over. It's probably dead, or if not, it soon will be. Putting it outside will probably do nothing, because you did nothing for it by putting it under a stupid lightbulb that does nothing for the plant. Fool.

thanks for depression

Anytime. Just here to help.
And I think in your case it is just simply ANGST. Common among young'uns.
You'll play some video games and forget all about it! :D

lol halarious , when i was his age i was stashin plants in card board boxez with incendecent bulbs :P , the difference is about a month later my step mom found it , and actualy complemented me :P , but then cut my lil guy into pieces :(.... so its not always good to do things behind peoples back :P. UNLESS U GOT A LOCK AN KEY FORYOUR BOX haa , just playin... play safe.
follow the rules , and ule stay outa trouble
Stylez OUT.