what to do????

Ok so I went like two weeks with nothing and I went back to an old friend and am hopefully inline for a nice hook up this weekend, I however have a few issues, I was wondering if anyone had ever had similar problems? I have an asshole of an exhusband who is an alcoholic and thinks it is ok if he drinks but finds the fact that I smoke weed ridiculous and endangering to our child, now mind you I also have four other children who are perfectly well cared for. However during our custody battle I tested positive for marijuana. So now for two years I have to take random drug tests, I am wondering cant I just take some sort of vitamin or fat burner daily to rid my system of the thc, or can I just not answer the door when the gestapo comes to test me and say well I wasnt home. For now I am smoking once in a while late at night and taking plenty of ginseng and goldenseal the next day, but I will be honest when I say I feel I am more relaxed, patient and encourage my childrens artistic and explorative ways when I have had my morning bowl with coffee. You know I am not hurting anyone, It is not as if I am off in the corner some where smoking weed while my kids are running with scissors, I am not allowing them to inhale the smoke for christ sake I wont even let them in my room until it has been properly aired out. which is just some shit I think matters. Does anyone have any ideas?:hippy:

Stop smoking, its not worth losing your kids.

i hered that if you drink lots of water or gatoradeand take some multi vitemins you can pass a drug test. Ill see if i can find the article i read about passing drug tests. If i find it ill post it here. it was a thred on this website. A bunch of people said it saved there ass.

DILUTION: aka WATER LOADING
FOR BEST RESULTS ABSTAIN FOR A BARE MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST AND THE LONGER, OF COURSE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.

Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are â??myâ?? normal. For more info on Creatine loading go to http://www.healthy.net/asp/templates...rticle&Id=1188


Step 1. 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.
Step 2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).
Step 3. In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding â??clearâ?? urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.
Step 4. 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

That's it. Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and donâ??t forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test. For more info on diluting/water loading, go to http://www.dot.gov/ost/dapc/main/waterloading.pdf
Hope that helps!!! N2

PS There is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method. That includes â??detoxâ??, â??xxx carboâ?? or â??super flushâ?? magic potions. But these guidelines will, IMHO, work as well as ANY magic potion, better than many magic potions and you got it here for FREE$$$$$$$

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

thats the link to the thred. if you pass a few drug tests maby the tests will stop comin.

but Jizzle Bizzle420 is right. Its not worth losing your kids. Do what you want anyways.

Move to California! Sell it all and get out of there! Get "Cali legal" and start a new life! The ex will never give up until you are out of his reach!- Granny:hippy:

i had to pass piss tests and i used a friends piss.

Thank you,
I have to say it would never come down to losing my child, I do not believe my ex can take care of him by himself nor does his new wife want to either, it is truly about power, and authority, which I have never done well with, I sort of feel we are all equal, even if the work place, a boss does not need to treat the person under them any differently than they would the person above. He just likes to think he still controls me, and in all honesty he knows I enjoy marijuana, it is alot about being a pain in my ass enough so that I have to worry about drug tests and such, but I appreciate all the advice.