Can someone help me out here?

Sorry if this isn't in the right section...

Okay, so every time I get super stoned (As in...now, so ignore errors) I always walk into the house, from hanging out this one girl, and I can't help looking stoned. Like... If I'm just walking around with her, I'll be completely normal looking, but the second I get in front of my dad I get the stupidest smile/look on my face, my eyes go small and yeah... It only happens when I know it CANT, y'know?

I mean, I think my parents already know that I smoke, I already told my mom, but I on't think it's a great idea to come in totally blazed, y'know? it doesn't look responsible...

Does anybody have any tips as to how to keep a straight face on in front of my dad?

if you see him try to look at something else and/or say you have to go to the bathroom or something to avoid seeing him for too long

I tried that, but seriously, the SECOND I walk into the door I just get a big grin on my face... Can't help it, and he's always "convieniently (sp?)" got the light on... So he always looks at me when I come in, and he's always sitting in the room the front door's in, y'know?

sometimes when im high as hell and there is no way of looking normal, i put on my hoody and have a meanmug on my face......... hey it works for me

lol, would the meanmug work for a totally non-gangsturr girl?

I'm seriously like...the "good girl" to my rents, so they'd proly be like, "What's with the hoodie?" lol

What I do when i have to face my parents is i convince myself that im paranoid because I am high and that the last thing that they are probubly thinking is how high i look. It helps me alot so hopefully it does the same for you;)

VISINE works every time and as far as the smuck goes just think of something nasty as hell that will make you get a disguted look on your face

Thanks everyone =] I'm definately gonna be trying all of this... My dad knows already, but the less he thinks I smoke, the better, y'know?

i just stroll in get water and some food and talk to my mom, its tight, like i will be high as fuck and i can completly manage talking to anyone, but my advice, just say to yourself before you have to talk to them to "be cool" hahah it actually works for me, i calm dowm a shit load, and i just dominate when i have to talk to my units when im stoned

lol... My mom is no issue, I can walk in stoned off my ASS and talk to her, cuz she knows I smoke anyway... My dad, he always gives me this weird ass look (Cuz he knows that I smoke, but I never actually SAID it to him, y'know?) that just makes me grin uncontrollably.