Rap Battles III

Where yall at?? sumbody gotta get a battle goin on here cuz i was killin cats in the other battle forums like that skeleton dude offa thundercats lol :jointsmile:

...dont kill cats, you big meanieheadface:D

Didnt reply to mine :p

well then...
yo listen cuzzin im the only one buzzin cuz im the best at it
u can catch top notch in the kitchen wit stacks of cheese like i had a eating habit...u could say im back at it like a crack addict...these lines toss *****s like sum chopped eggs n salad, so the next best step for the rest of ya would be juss to toss ya raps in a trash basket
i tend to get so high ud probly mistake top notch for a martain
u couldnt kill me in a battle if u had 300 spartans
i got punchlines thattl hitchu like a bad pitch
youd think i worked at a pringles factory how i stack chips
if u tried to rob me you wouldnt have nearly enuff swagger to rock my ice
the only time cannabis campbell would ever shoot a 2 is if he was rollin dice...
and the hits out....

Yall need to learn how to use some fucking wordplay

You got flow, but your creativity ranges from negative one to zero...just stop
blind side you POP...cuz just like "convertibles" ima "drop 'Top' "

ok now swagger you getitn me all serious
if you think those rhymes work you must be delirious
i shoot you for starin and leave you all curious
i told ya boy cus im notorious
ya pushed me to much and now im furious
when i get down with ya gurl im all spontaneous
so when ya leave ya house ya better be cautious
cus im the type to spike ya drink just to get ya nauseous

you cant spit bars like i can
thats why they call you a woman, and call me a man
all you talk about is pluggin the crapper
next time i see ya girl im'a slap her

i spit bars harder than you and aint broke my jaw
my rhymes are so heavy when i spit i break the law
you just got smoked so dont think ya raw
ill slice you dice you fuck u up with my paws

Oh no, look who stepped up to the plate
Homerun hitter holdin rhymes like weight

I COULD say that you back at it
like you was a crack addict
But if I cause too much static,
the Mods would drop me like a bad habit
and Im a pot fanatic,
but reading your lyrics makes me think you're an asmathic
I see weakness and attack it,
first thought "I should just EAT this little maggot"

I seen your lil posts playa you aint nuthin,
Mad soft, somethin like a blueberry muffin,
Now its your turn
hope you got something to say
cause Ill be sittin here waitin if it takes all day
:stoned:

What's worse then to go first?
My verse, it's cursed like getting caught stealing outta blind lady's purse
Throw it in reverse, wait, hold up, what's your name?
It don't matter cause to me your all the same
Weather I'm coppin brain or runnin' a train
Like I said, it don't matter cause to me your all the same
campbell, you must be smart, are you a tutor?
Or are you just some bitch who talks shit over a computer?
Either or, your moms a whore
Cause I pimp that bitch infront of "Quicky Licky Liquor Store"
What you getting heated for? Don't deny what you saw
bendin over out side, like a good whore

Punchlines? its lunchtime...
The venom I spit will get rid of you FLEAS like frontline,
The difference between us,
or you and a man,
is I do what I wanna do,
you do what you can.

Im sick of your species
whats in that jar,is it fesces?
Robbin blind ladies?what the fuck is your basis?
Only coppin you ever done,probably to close cases,
Only pimpin you ever done, tyin' a ho's laces,
Better believe it son, you aint even got the basics.