smoking roaches @ work

So I have two roach joints left....the only thing is Im at work again.....any ideas on how to smoke and not get caught here (I just gave my two weeks notice here)


Thanks:smokin:

roaches make too much smoke...
I sneak in tokes with my bowl but i have to hold the smoke in more than I want to cause the smell is TOO strong..
sometimes I hear people say "DAAMN" under me.. lol

advice?? dont get caught:thumbsup:

Smoke em on break

well i had like 10 or 15 roaches that i rolled into 2 decent sized joints. anymore ideas on not getting caught. (and no i dont have a bowl, otherwise i would use that)

it's pretty much the same thing as smoking at home when someones is there....
a bathroom?? a doob tube?? cologne??? an air vent?? a dumpster? i don't know man, i thought we potheads had a natural sense for that stuff lol.. i know i do... i know when I can and cannot.

dude if i were you id just wait until you get off, if you wanna risk it go outside on your break and toke up but i dont need another pocession charge so id just wait until i got off work and go somewhere that i know i wont get busted

ok heres what u do, u go behind that tree u know the one right behind jerrys cubicle then u take a left down the hallway past tina the secratery then u go out the fire door on the left.






i dont know how u expect anyone to help, we dont even know what the hell the situation is. ur smart you'll figure it out

i shall point out the problems first:
-smoking a joint will be stinky
-smoking two joints will be stinkier
-smoking two roach joints and youll reak to the high heavens man

id say just wait til the end of your shift, that way youll get really baked, and you wont need to worry about getting caught

maybe light it, take a hit, hold it in like hell and get something to pinch the cherry off so it isn't lit?

or, it you have a bottle, you can burn a hole in it big enough for one of the j's to stick through, light it and stick the lit end through the hole, so it's inside the bottle, cap the bottle, take hits and hold them for a hella long time, and when the bottle gets full of smoke, take the cap off and hit that, but it'll probably be stale... I have no idea if this would work, but I've been wanting to try it for a while...

but, you're probably off work now anyway... so, have fun...

Ha. One time I was at my friends house, and his mom is a bitch. It was my first (and last) time at his house. Apparently she's all against weed. Well anyway, it was morning, and it was raining outside, and I had a roach, and wanted to get high, and we were in his finished basement, so I went in the bathroom which had a powerful and loud exhaust, and lit them up. A few moments later his mom comes storming down, and goes in the bathroom, and comes back out, and her like 4 year older daughter is like "what's wrong" and she's like "I'm about to call the cops on (her sons name)'s friend", and I'm silent and high at this point, and my friend doesn't even know what's going on because he's been upstairs, but I guess he talks her out of calling the cops, and she drives me home, and that's it.

That was a few years ago, and I realize how lucky I was not to have gotten the cops called on me. That's why I smoke at my house the majority of the time, where there's no risk of somebody who's anti-weed.