Excuses

Have you ever gotten caught while blazed and had to have an excuse to get out of it?

Tell me! :]]

I got caught with some serious stoner eyes :stoned::stoned:
My Auntie asks me, are you high? I said, no, it's these allergies I keep rubbing my eyes.

It's pretty useful,

ive gotten caught with low eyes and i said i just woke up

If it's warm and you have a pool close by just say you went swimming and the clorine is bothering your eyes.

I just act like i just woke up, and i keep rubbing my eyes to make it seem like they annoy me.

Or i say i slept with my contacts in again, cause when i do that my eyes look funky..

Lol, but it sucks tryin' to make an excuse when you're couch-locked or something and your 'rents want you to do something... or during a trip lol.

if ur not couched locked jump in the shower and say u got shampoo in ur eyes lol

Lol, usually if I'm CL'd I just say I hurt my ankle or something and need to rest a bit.

I just mention every couple days that my eyes hurt (they never do), so then when I am around them and they see that my eyes are red, they just assume that my eyes hurt and dont ask any questions. Being home for the summer kinda sucks, can't wait till the fall when I can go back to my own apartment :smokin:

haha nice u could say u hace a major head ach and when u stand up it makes u light headed and the pain increase lol

Man, I can't wait to move out.. I'll have an apartment and shit (real cheap) and have the living room, kitchen, bedroom and a special room dedicated to my bong lmao and it'll have black lights and shit with trippy posters and a bean bag and shit... dude.. a stoner's cream-dream.